What are you doing today??

Took a booking for the 3rd week in September today. And I stopped running my ad in the local paper 2 months ago.

Mcqueen wrote:Lukes wench passed driving test yesterday, I got her a Yaris and went over it first thing, she has been here there and everywhere today
Luke rang this afternoon saying he has to be out of his house tommoro, big flap now,
I have been talking to the wall for at least 3 months saying when you come down here bring bits you dont need from your house So now after tea he wants me and my van to turn into removals are us feck me ridgid, traffic traffic and more traffic, his girl friend said i'll go get some bits,s bet she turns up with 3 towels and a pot plant Is it me ?

Quiz question a bit time back, what movie starts witH the words "Hello wall",,, I got it...

In Kirkcaldy today at a meeting then home for beer at 4.00pm

Morrisons then back to removals are us, I went up last night to shift the big items like a leather sofa and chair's,had to take door handle off the front door to get the blady thing out,so we get it in the van (dont forget my bad shoulder) then Luke shuts the van door I said what are you doing ?
He says i thought you just came for the big items are you serious there is plenty of room left why waste a trip  pile it up with anything that fits  No way is that boy from my loins 
he's gone to work so muggings is left with the rest 

Adam Mint wrote:

Mcqueen wrote:Lukes wench passed driving test yesterday, I got her a Yaris and went over it first thing, she has been here there and everywhere today
Luke rang this afternoon saying he has to be out of his house tommoro, big flap now,
I have been talking to the wall for at least 3 months saying when you come down here bring bits you dont need from your house So now after tea he wants me and my van to turn into removals are us feck me ridgid, traffic traffic and more traffic, his girl friend said i'll go get some bits,s bet she turns up with 3 towels and a pot plant Is it me ?

Quiz question a bit time back, what movie starts witH the words "Hello wall",,, I got it...

SV...

I think we're getting Brodie after lunch for a few hours. Need to move all the breakables further back...

Got to take Jack for his Driving Theory Test in Kings Lynn this afternoon, he has failed one already. Here is his new £100 car, just noticed the drivers side mirror is different colour, Been mugged! Its the same as Kevs under the skin but no dents!
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Mcqueen wrote:Morrisons then back to removals are us, I went up last night to shift the big items like a leather sofa and chair's,had to take door handle off the front door to get the blady thing out,so we get it in the van (dont forget my bad shoulder) then Luke shuts the van door I said what are you doing ?
He says i thought you just came for the big items are you serious there is plenty of room left why waste a trip  pile it up with anything that fits  No way is that boy from my loins 
he's gone to work so muggings is left with the rest 

Well that will keep you away from the cars today.

Yer far too charitable for your own good Reg!

Campbell Brodie wrote:

Adam Mint wrote:

Mcqueen wrote:Lukes wench passed driving test yesterday, I got her a Yaris and went over it first thing, she has been here there and everywhere today
Luke rang this afternoon saying he has to be out of his house tommoro, big flap now,
I have been talking to the wall for at least 3 months saying when you come down here bring bits you dont need from your house So now after tea he wants me and my van to turn into removals are us feck me ridgid, traffic traffic and more traffic, his girl friend said i'll go get some bits,s bet she turns up with 3 towels and a pot plant Is it me ?

Quiz question a bit time back, what movie starts witH the words "Hello wall",,, I got it...

SV...

Correct...

Mcqueen wrote:Morrisons then back to removals are us, I went up last night to shift the big items like a leather sofa and chair's,had to take door handle off the front door to get the blady thing out,so we get it in the van (dont forget my bad shoulder) then Luke shuts the van door I said what are you doing ?
He says i thought you just came for the big items are you serious there is plenty of room left why waste a trip  pile it up with anything that fits  No way is that boy from my loins 
he's gone to work so muggings is left with the rest 

Tell me about it, relationship I was in some time back became complicated due to job relocation, she's sick of weekend relationship and announces she's gonna sell up and move in with me... 

So her house sold plan is I hire a 7.5 ton truck Friday night after work, drive some four hours plus to her place, she is gonna have everything boxed up, bubble wrapped etc ready to load first thing Saturday morning with the aid of one of her family, then drive another four hours plus back to one of them storage places where her whole two bed roomed houses load of furniture is gonna be stored, then return hire truck and have a beer...

Well that was the plan,,, I arrive late Friday night, house is as normal, not one thing packed, she says I'll do it in morning while you two load big stuff in to truck... Morning comes me and helper start putting big stuff in truck, she's fanning around wrapping dishes, ornaments etc in paper and placing them in boxes, all stuff that should have been done in advance and her helping us load,,, two hours in to loading helpers says I've got to go, got work today,,, so it leaves me and her packing and loading, we're still loading when I had it in my mind we would have been at the storage place unloading... We eventually set off hours behind schedule,,, it's obvious we ain't gonna have the truck back in the two day hire time so I phone them saying we're gonna be a few hours late I park truck in street and post keys through letter box, im told that could be at your cost mate if truck gets vandalised which happend a lot round this area,,, ended up paying another days hire and parking it at my place... 

We are also pushing it for getting to storage place which shut about eight pm, we phone them and explain we are gonna arrive about fifteen minutes before they close, guy says he don't mind hanging back a bit while we unload, think when he saw what we had to unload he wished he hadn't said it... 

He looks at load and says that won't fit in the storage unit you've booked, (unit was size of a small car garage), I say it will, I've worked out size of load it's got to go in in a certain order (like a jigsaw) but will fit,,, these units are expensive, almost like having a monthly mortgage payment and the bigger the unit the bigger the bill, it will fit, and sure enough it did with not an inch to spare...

All in all a horrendous day, and the rest didn't get much better... 

Today Mathew I wondering when Cams gonna realise it's Friday and put the BBC stuff on...

Ooops! Give us a mo...

Went back this morning and the woman has nearly packed, blox another van load and back to empty his garage, when i opened the door i nearly fainted, the words were ( are you having a laugh,)
Lukes on the phone the keys have to be dropped by 1,30, feck right off thats impossible,
he had more road repair stuff than J M Murphy, granite sets, stone troughs, enough wheel barrows spades and rakes, wacker plates,tampers, water carriers, tar buckets, shovels spades picks, chains, kerb pins my poor hiace was on its arse, got back to base camp just as a 3 by 2 bird came to do an EPC certifcate and the gas man to do a safety certificate, then i plumbed the washer in and sorted some boxes of crap out,

Slow down and take a chill pill man...groovy innit...

Campbell Brodie wrote:Slow down and take a chill pill man...groovy innit...

Janet then made them their Tea, Luke sits there and dosent utter a word    Cool hand Luke

I'll buy a wacker plate off him if he's selling!

3rdforum wrote:I'll buy a wacker plate off him if he's selling!

Do you want it posting

It'll be a big feckin' stamp!

Our youngest gave us a voucher for afternoon champagne tea in the Signet library , [very posh] we went this afternoon, the town was jumping, especially the High street where the signet is, had a lovely time great food and really enjoyed the experience, we watched an asian pair of women on the next table, this joint is extremely expensive by the way, the girls started of with tea and savouries then a guy joins them, the table was set for three people, after a wee while another guy comes in and the first guy leaves, the second guy has a bite and then another guy comes in, the meal is like a meze , we left so don't know if anyone else joined in , you live and learn!!!

Campbell Brodie wrote:Just paid for a week's internet. €27.50. Only thing is I have to use battery power where the WIFI is as my travel pug doesn't fit their sockets! (Though it does in the bedrooms...weird).

it was very slow at times and Cam had to sit above reception to get a better signal as our room was too far away. I had to wait until he was not using the wifi as only one could sign in.

Gymnastics then furniture moving 

Work / fitba / beer

Perfectspecimen wrote:Got to take Jack for his Driving Theory Test in Kings Lynn this afternoon, he has failed one already. Here is his new £100 car, just noticed the drivers side mirror is different colour, Been mugged! Its the same as Kevs under the skin but no dents!
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Idiot failed again. This time on the hazard awareness test. He thinks smoking weed yesterday morning had no bearing on it...