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    Scottish Diplomacy

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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 27 Nov 2011 - 20:09

    Scottish Diplomacy



    Jimmy MacDonald, a City Councillor from Glasgow, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists.
    His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

    HIS STATEMENT:

    “If hooking up one rag head terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camel shagger to save just one Scottish soldiers life, then I have only three things to say.
    Red is positive, Black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet.”




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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 27 Nov 2011 - 20:14

    God save the Queen, If only they were all like that,
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    Post by Gypsy on Sun 27 Nov 2011 - 20:33

    You obviously realised that this would get moved AM so saved us the job by posting in OT.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 27 Nov 2011 - 21:08

    Which nut does the positive lead go to?



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 27 Nov 2011 - 21:19

    Depends which way your facing, Its the same as a boat, Starboard or port, You know, With the red and green lights,
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 27 Nov 2011 - 21:22

    Scottish Diplomacy Dre2489l



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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 27 Nov 2011 - 21:28

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Which nut does the positive lead go to?

    A friend from Scotland e-mailed me a copy of the post I made, I tried checking it out on Google to see if it was true, although search came up with the item, I could not confirm true or false. Living up there LR can you confirm if there is any truth behind the statement.Scottish Diplomacy 1695130124

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 27 Nov 2011 - 21:39

    I like it, So its true, The end,
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 27 Nov 2011 - 21:45

    Adam Mint wrote:
    The Lone Ranger wrote:Which nut does the positive lead go to?

    A friend from Scotland e-mailed me a copy of the post I made, I tried checking it out on Google to see if it was true, although search came up with the item, I could not confirm true or false. Living up there LR can you confirm if there is any truth behind the statement.Scottish Diplomacy 1695130124

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    A bit of truth and a bit of myth AM

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    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 27 Nov 2011 - 21:47

    Not sure if its true, but its certainly not recent. I've come across a post from Nov 2010 on a New Zealand forum. Can't find it mentioned anywhere else other than forums.







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