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    Gypsy
     
     

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Gypsy on Tue 17 Apr 2018 - 20:51

    Five surgeons are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.

    The first surgeon, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

    The second, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."

    The third surgeon, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best! Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

    The fourth surgeon, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers.. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

    But the fifth surgeon, shut them all up when he said: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
    There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine...Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable!
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 19 Apr 2018 - 17:55





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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 19 Apr 2018 - 19:33

    Gettin' funky man...FB video



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    Re: Humour.

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 25 Apr 2018 - 19:01





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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 26 Apr 2018 - 8:36

    I didn't read it 
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by searcher on Thu 26 Apr 2018 - 13:18

    Had a look on the Tenerife forum last week ! most of the people on here will remember Henry from the old Tenerife forum ,well I posted on the TF that it was nice to see Henry was alive and kicking, well last night I had an E/mail from our Henry giving me all his news and a general update on his family etc , well lo and behold if he hasn't got a V/ blog on utube called  henry the nerd and frue to form it's as bad as his normal posts , hence the reason I've posted this on the humour thread
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 26 Apr 2018 - 16:45

    Just had a look... "As you can see, there's the supermarket."




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    Re: Humour.

    Post by searcher on Thu 26 Apr 2018 - 19:23

    Hope it's a huge success 
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    Re: Humour.

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 27 Apr 2018 - 19:21

    ...and a lovely pass to the steward... FB video



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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 28 Apr 2018 - 12:46

    I may have posted this before, but it makes me laugh...





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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 28 Apr 2018 - 13:41

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 1 May 2018 - 18:42

    Feckin' shocking! What sort of sick feck buys a 4 pack of hedgehogs and only eats 3?!!







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    Post by zdeekie on Tue 1 May 2018 - 21:21

    Awwwwwww x
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 2 May 2018 - 19:12

    My German neighbour in Tenerife said "Reg you seem to get by with trades people in Spanish"
    Well i just raise my voice and throw my arms about, He said how many languages do you speak ?
    2 i replied English almost and bull shit as back up. he looked puzzled if thats how you smell it
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 3 May 2018 - 19:06

    Guy said to me "I'm going to hit you with this guitar". I said "Is that a fret?"



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 3 May 2018 - 19:07

    I found that surfing video Reg was on about...FB video



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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 3 May 2018 - 23:21

    Why didn't they let Reg go first ...

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