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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 30 Mar 2018 - 17:40

    Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all.
    One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
    As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water
    floated, of all things, a condom!
    When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
    "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The
    directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!"
    The pastor fainted.



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    Dogs...FB video



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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 3 Apr 2018 - 18:40

    Campbell Brodie wrote:Dogs...FB video

    Reminded me of this one...

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5xyxl7Ttlwk
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    They're mental!



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    What do you think ladies?





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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 5 Apr 2018 - 0:03

    Shush,,, no names mentioned but know who you mean...



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    He can sing though! music



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