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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Re: Humour.

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 22 Jun 2017 - 1:45

    Like them two, gonna remember first one for the religious  eejits at quiz tommorow...
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 23 Jun 2017 - 17:03

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 23 Jun 2017 - 17:59

      Easier innit
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 25 Jun 2017 - 18:54

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 25 Jun 2017 - 19:28

    Been there got the t-shirt only it wasn't seaweed,,, Marbella, arrive midday, dump stuff at hotel and straight to beach, I'm in swimming, feel something drag over my legs I think seaweed as there's a lot of it about, then my legs start stinging like hell, it's been a jellyfish that dragged over them,,, rapid swim to beach, sprint up beach to nearest bar/restaurant, grab vinegar bottle of table and start dowsing legs with it,,, punters sitting at other tables must have thought what sort of lunatic do we have here,,, bar staff on other hand just pissing themselfs laughing, one of them actuall brought the large bottle of vinegar they obviously use to top up the small bottles with to make it easier for me to dowse my legs...
    I offered to get money and pay for vinegar but they weren't bothered, did go back and have a couple of pints and left a decent tip, but pre that I return to other half who is sunning herself on the beach, first thing she says, "you stink of vinegar and what are those red marks on your legs",,, very observent the femail of the species...
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 26 Jun 2017 - 17:34

    Got that t-shirt as well, ouch...
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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 26 Jun 2017 - 17:34

    Walked into a capstan in Antibe's feck me i could have cried
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    Post by searcher on Mon 26 Jun 2017 - 19:57

    Mcqueen wrote:Walked into a capstan in Antibe's feck me i could have cried
    Had that trouble with a Woodbine once  Hi
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 1 Jul 2017 - 17:17

    Thats me apart from the beer,
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 1 Jul 2017 - 17:49

    I'll drink to that little fu#king statement...



    Now I'm going down the pub for a fight...
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    Had a team meeting today...





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    Re: Humour.

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      Must be a strong pole to risk that lot 
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by searcher on Mon 3 Jul 2017 - 19:32

    Campbell Brodie wrote:Had a team meeting today..

    This is the only thing I've seen B.T. workers do "hang about" lazy twats, oh and causing traffic jams

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