Tenerife's Forum of Fun

Tenerife Forum of Fun!

Not a member? Register here to join our fun forum!
Once you register, you will receive an e-mail asking you to validate your membership. Click on the link and away you go!

Thank you for joining, now have some fun!

Tenerife's Forum of Fun

Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.
Tenerife's Forum of Fun

A place for visitors and residents to share experiences and have fun at the same time.

Welcome to Tenerife Forum of Fun! Register and join in!

    Humour.

    Adam Mint
    Adam Mint
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 22501
    Join date : 2011-10-07
    Age : 55

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 24 Dec 2017 - 15:09

    Campbell Brodie wrote:Humour. - Page 20 25552310


    New Year we'd always go to the country and stay with one of my aunties, we'd relatives dotted all around the rural area, come Hogmanay we'd all squeeze in the car as if we were trying to break a Gunnies world record and head off to visit relatives, my aunty would drive as my uncle would be having a drink, it wasn't until I got a bit older and understood about drink driving I realized something, every relative we visited drinks were offered, my aunties reply would be "just a small brandy for me I'm driving",,, the amount of relatives we visited she must have been shitfaced by the end of the journey...

    Humour. - Page 20 1696878685
    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56540
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 24 Dec 2017 - 15:37

    Humour. - Page 20 3025408739



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56540
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 24 Dec 2017 - 16:05

    Feckin' friendly Northeners! Humour. - Page 20 3025408739

    FB video



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56540
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 25 Dec 2017 - 10:46

    fb video



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56540
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 27 Dec 2017 - 13:17

    Humour. - Page 20 25508010



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56540
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 27 Dec 2017 - 13:44

    Humour. - Page 20 25659610



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56540
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 27 Dec 2017 - 13:49

    Humour. - Page 20 Captu274



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
     
     

    England Male Posts : 29940
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : England

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 27 Dec 2017 - 13:57

    I always read my stars then I don't take a blind bit of notice to any of it, I also never read instructions until I get stuck
    I generally do it my way and feck up on a regular basis, but it's how I am, strange but Frank Sinatra innit
    Adam Mint
    Adam Mint
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 22501
    Join date : 2011-10-07
    Age : 55

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 27 Dec 2017 - 17:40

    Mcqueen wrote:I always read my stars then I don't take a blind bit of notice to any of it, I also never read instructions until I get stuck
    I generally do it my way and feck up on a regular basis, but it's how I am, strange but Frank Sinatra innit

    The never reading the instructions bit,,, yip, you get a repair kit for some bit of a car, empty the contents of box out on to work bench, box with instructions still in it straight in to bin, then part way through job it starts going tits up, then it's a bin raid to find instructions...

    Humour. - Page 20 1207215696
    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56540
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 29 Dec 2017 - 12:25

    FB video. "Do you drink beer?"



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56540
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 29 Dec 2017 - 17:44

    Humour. - Page 20 Captu283



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
     
     

    England Male Posts : 29940
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : England

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 29 Dec 2017 - 20:21

    Humour. - Page 20 1498946960
    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56540
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 30 Dec 2017 - 12:23

    Humour. - Page 20 26001110



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56540
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 31 Dec 2017 - 9:29

    Humour. - Page 20 14660810



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    3rdforum
    3rdforum
     
     

    Ireland Male Posts : 22646
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 50
    Location : Ireland

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 1 Jan 2018 - 12:30

    Humour. - Page 20 Scotla10






    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56540
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 1 Jan 2018 - 12:55

    Humour. - Page 20 1483819851 yeah...



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56540
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 5 Jan 2018 - 18:18

    Clever kids these Asians... Humour. - Page 20 3025408739 FB video



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Adam Mint
    Adam Mint
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 22501
    Join date : 2011-10-07
    Age : 55

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 5 Jan 2018 - 19:21

    Post 479...

    Humour. - Page 20 1498946960
    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56540
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 5 Jan 2018 - 21:33

    Feck! I went to the start of page 19 to see if I'd posted it before! Humour. - Page 20 3025408739



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
     
     

    England Male Posts : 29940
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : England

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 6 Jan 2018 - 7:52

    Humour. - Page 20 3025408739
    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56540
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 7 Jan 2018 - 9:46

    I just bought a vintage Rolls Royce, but the budget didn't cover a driver.

    So I spent all that money, and I've got nothing to chauffeur it.



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56540
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 7 Jan 2018 - 9:57

    Humour. - Page 20 26229510



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56540
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 7 Jan 2018 - 10:09

    Humour. - Page 20 26169110



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    3rdforum
    3rdforum
     
     

    Ireland Male Posts : 22646
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 50
    Location : Ireland

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 8 Jan 2018 - 20:00

    An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
    The bartender says to him, ‘You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time.’ The Irishman replies, ‘Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I’m here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days we all drank together.
    ‘The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn.
    One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, ‘I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.’
    The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a lights dawns in his eye and he laughs. ‘Oh, no, ‘ he says, ‘Everyone is fine. I’ve just quit drinking!






    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
     
     

    England Male Posts : 29940
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : England

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 9 Jan 2018 - 7:48

    Humour. - Page 20 3025408739 Humour. - Page 20 1498946960

    Sponsored content

    Humour. - Page 20 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Sponsored content


      Current date/time is Fri 18 Sep 2020 - 18:44