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    Humour.

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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 9 Nov 2017 - 17:22

    Reminders me of somebody that one...



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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Topdog on Fri 10 Nov 2017 - 8:04

    Thin sliced or Thick cut
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 10 Nov 2017 - 8:57

    I saw a dyslexic Yorkshire man the other day.

    He was wearing a cat flap.



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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 10 Nov 2017 - 8:57

    There was once a dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.



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    Re: Humour.

    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 10 Nov 2017 - 14:23

    Campbell Brodie wrote:There was once a dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
    thats so high brow most of them wont get it on here ( cept Gypsy, she's a wordsmith )






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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 10 Nov 2017 - 14:29

      Amen...
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 10 Nov 2017 - 14:46

    Ken Dodd is a good wordsmith  To get away with £365k in a suitcase is well magic 
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 12 Nov 2017 - 9:11

    My grandad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.
    He said “It’s worth spending money on good speakers.”



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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 12 Nov 2017 - 9:14

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 12 Nov 2017 - 13:51

    I had to read it twice...

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 13 Nov 2017 - 17:35

    What do you call a bear with no paw?




    Rupert the barstard!



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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 13 Nov 2017 - 17:54

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Topdog on Mon 13 Nov 2017 - 20:38

    Dyslexic chef, can you smell gas. Nah can't even smell me own name
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 13 Nov 2017 - 22:10

    Don't down yourself like that, we can allways make out what your laying...
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    Re: Humour.

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 20 Nov 2017 - 18:00

    WARMING!!!
    If youse gets a link called 'free porn' dont opin it?!!#*
    It is a birus wich deactivate you spiellcheck an garblis ip you riting. I also receibed it but lukly I dont does porn so I dint opin it.
    Warn al1 you vriends!!



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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 20 Nov 2017 - 18:03

      Adam be warned
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 20 Nov 2017 - 18:32

    Miver took at pawn...

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