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    Humour.

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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 22 Jul 2017 - 18:43

    And out of camera,,, cops pull him, drunk driving, on phone, no insurance, no tax, no MOT, bald tyres, and suspected car toy theft...
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 22 Jul 2017 - 19:19

    Yeah, some twat will report him! lol!



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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 22 Jul 2017 - 20:25

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 22 Jul 2017 - 20:48

    weather



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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 23 Jul 2017 - 8:53





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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 23 Jul 2017 - 9:27

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 23 Jul 2017 - 9:53

    Must be a Scottish thing...



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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 23 Jul 2017 - 15:11

    As a kid we had a dog, dad would take it for a walk to the pub with him, he comes home one night, we all look at him and say "where's the dog"...

    Quick about turn and back to pub for dog it was...
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 24 Jul 2017 - 18:12



    Marriage Counseling

    After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

    Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.

    The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

    The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week.

    Can you do this?”

    "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I usually go fishing."



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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 24 Jul 2017 - 19:59

    get your self off love if you dont like it,
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Gypsy on Mon 24 Jul 2017 - 20:40

    weather weather
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 25 Jul 2017 - 20:29

    Had to read twice...
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 26 Jul 2017 - 19:18

    “Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check with their finger when you say the paint is wet?”



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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 26 Jul 2017 - 23:39

    Not everybody's watched Railroad Alaska...
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 27 Jul 2017 - 15:44

    Days we celebrate:-

    Father's Day for fathers...

    Mother's Day for mothers...

    Valentine's Day for lovers...

    Christmas Day for cristians...

    Palm Sunday for wankers...
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    Re: Humour.

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    Re: Humour.

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 27 Jul 2017 - 23:56

    Yip, good...

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