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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 5 Jun 2017 - 19:02

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 6 Jun 2017 - 19:05

    Confucius, he say "when mosquito land on testicle, then we find non-violent solution..."

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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 6 Jun 2017 - 21:29

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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 7 Jun 2017 - 20:07

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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 7 Jun 2017 - 23:18

    Campbell Brodie wrote:Confucius, he say "when mosquito land on testicle, then we find non-violent solution..."

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    a pal of mine called round to our flat in Dublin. He was pissed and fell asleep in an armchair. One of the other lads got zippo lighter fluid, sprayed it on his crotch and set fire to it. We then shouted to Mark to wake up. He woke, saw his balls on fire then started to hit himself in the nuts trying to put out the flames. Funniest thing I ever saw. Humour. 2485877773 Humour. 2485877773 Humour. 2485877773 Humour. 2485877773 Humour. 2485877773 Humour. 2485877773 and to prove it was safe, the first guy sprayed lighter fluid on his jeans and set fire to it. It flames for 2 to 3 seconds and thats it, no singe or burn marks.






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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 8 Jun 2017 - 0:59

    Let me think about that,,, I have, no fecking way am I trying it...

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    Post by Topdog on Thu 8 Jun 2017 - 18:22

    3rdforum wrote:
    Campbell Brodie wrote:Confucius, he say "when mosquito land on testicle, then we find non-violent solution..."

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    a pal of mine called round to our flat in Dublin. He was pissed and fell asleep in an armchair. One of the other lads got zippo lighter fluid, sprayed it on his crotch and set fire to it. We then shouted to Mark to wake up. He woke, saw his balls on fire then started to hit himself in the nuts trying to put out the flames. Funniest thing I ever saw. Humour. 2485877773 Humour. 2485877773 Humour. 2485877773 Humour. 2485877773 Humour. 2485877773 Humour. 2485877773 and to prove it was safe, the first guy sprayed lighter fluid on his jeans and set fire to it. It flames for 2 to 3 seconds and thats it, no singe or burn marks.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 10 Jun 2017 - 21:24

    It's not been a brilliant few days for gay foxes...



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 11 Jun 2017 - 9:48

    Michelin man hires new apprentice...

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 11 Jun 2017 - 11:57

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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 11 Jun 2017 - 14:25

    Bibendum...
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 11 Jun 2017 - 16:52

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 11 Jun 2017 - 18:05

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 11 Jun 2017 - 19:30

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    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 12 Jun 2017 - 1:51

    And I thought I drank a lot...

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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 12 Jun 2017 - 19:23

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 14 Jun 2017 - 18:04

    There once was an Indian who had only one testicle whose given name was 'One Stone'.

    He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him that.

    After years and years of torment, One Stone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me One Stone again I will kill them!"

    The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

    Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, One Stone."

    He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

    The word got around that One Stone meant what he promised he would do.

    Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.

    Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw One Stone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, One Stone."

    One Stone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, where he made love to her all day. He made love to her all night. He made love to her all the next day, and he made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

    Why???











    "You can't kill two Birds with one stone"...



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