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    Humour.

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue Jun 06, 2017 7:05 pm

    Confucius, he say "when mosquito land on testicle, then we find non-violent solution..."





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    Re: Humour.

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    Campbell Brodie wrote:Confucius, he say "when mosquito land on testicle, then we find non-violent solution..."


    a pal of mine called round to our flat in Dublin. He was pissed and fell asleep in an armchair. One of the other lads got zippo lighter fluid, sprayed it on his crotch and set fire to it. We then shouted to Mark to wake up. He woke, saw his balls on fire then started to hit himself in the nuts trying to put out the flames. Funniest thing I ever saw. and to prove it was safe, the first guy sprayed lighter fluid on his jeans and set fire to it. It flames for 2 to 3 seconds and thats it, no singe or burn marks.






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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu Jun 08, 2017 12:59 am

    Let me think about that,,, I have, no fecking way am I trying it...

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    Adventure before dementia!!!
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    Re: Humour.

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    3rdforum wrote:
    Campbell Brodie wrote:Confucius, he say "when mosquito land on testicle, then we find non-violent solution..."


    a pal of mine called round to our flat in Dublin. He was pissed and fell asleep in an armchair. One of the other lads got zippo lighter fluid, sprayed it on his crotch and set fire to it. We then shouted to Mark to wake up. He woke, saw his balls on fire then started to hit himself in the nuts trying to put out the flames. Funniest thing I ever saw. and to prove it was safe, the first guy sprayed lighter fluid on his jeans and set fire to it. It flames for 2 to 3 seconds and thats it, no singe or burn marks.
    Fab Dermo   Funny name your mate had though
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    It's not been a brilliant few days for gay foxes...



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    Re: Humour.

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    Michelin man hires new apprentice...





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    Re: Humour.

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    Ney wtf 
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    Bibendum...
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    And I thought I drank a lot...

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    Pissing it down
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    There once was an Indian who had only one testicle whose given name was 'One Stone'.

    He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him that.

    After years and years of torment, One Stone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me One Stone again I will kill them!"

    The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

    Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, One Stone."

    He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

    The word got around that One Stone meant what he promised he would do.

    Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.

    Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw One Stone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, One Stone."

    One Stone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, where he made love to her all day. He made love to her all night. He made love to her all the next day, and he made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

    Why???











    "You can't kill two Birds with one stone"...



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