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    This cock up took place four years ago...

    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 22 Jun 2017 - 15:23

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    Post by searcher on Thu 22 Jun 2017 - 16:18

    Reminds me of the two joiners who fell asleep in a synagogue, when they woke up someone had nicked their tools
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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 22 Jun 2017 - 17:35

    Well the reason I probably took interest in the story in the first place was due to my self circumcison...

    I would have been in my early teens at the time, my mother was still buying my cloths and for some reason allways purchased Y Fronts about two sizes to small for me, so it got to the point I just stopped wearing them due to the discomfort...  So one day I'm having a piss, finished I enthusiastically pull the zip on my jeans up,,, Arghhhhhhhhhh...
    On surveying the situation it ain't good, my dicks well entangled in the zip mechanism,,, so thoughts going through head are, shout on mum for help, embarrassing,,, quietly go to hospital, equally embarrassing,,, or pull zip down with same vigour I pulled it up,,, went for third option,,, DOUBLE ARGHHHHHHHHHH...

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 23 Jun 2017 - 1:19

    We have all been there Minty. This cock up took place four years ago... 3025408739  Should only be done for a medical reason in my opinion. Normal for yanks as well as Jews apparently. Female circumsision is even more disturbing. Mainly cos they cut out the wrong bit, the tongue would be a better target.....



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