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    What are you doing today??

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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: What are you doing today??

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 20:35

    When i dropped Janet at work this morning she said behave no chance,
    When we got back they all pilled into the kitchen and grabbed Janet and jiggled her bits,
    Richard shouts i need a pee, Geof grabbed him and pulled him back and he went first,
    Richard stood holding his pecker until he got back, george then shot past him and Richard was crying (again because he was going to wet himself, Janet shaking her head "How old are you lot"
    I shouted its him miss he made us do it 
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    Re: What are you doing today??

    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 20:37

    Getting stuck into a debate on Cam's timeline on Facebook






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    Re: What are you doing today??

    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 20:38


    Mcqueen wrote:When i dropped Janet at work this morning she said behave no chance,
    When we got back they all pilled into the kitchen and grabbed Janet and jiggled her bits,
    Richard shouts i need a pee, Geof grabbed him and pulled him back and he went first,
    Richard stood holding his pecker until he got back, george then shot past him and Richard was crying (again because he was going to wet himself, Janet shaking her head "How old are you lot"
    I shouted its him miss he made us do it 






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    Re: What are you doing today??

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 20:52

    3rdforum wrote:Getting stuck into a debate on Cam's timeline on Facebook

    I can't believe folk are so blind as to what's happening to them!



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    Re: What are you doing today??

    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 22:04

    Don't do facebook so don't know what your on about, but I can see a new planet of the apes "documentary" coming up soon, what a load of fecking muppets we are...

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    Re: What are you doing today??

    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 14 Mar 2017 - 22:06

    Reg, when's the next one and how much is the ticket...

    That's what's life's about...

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    Re: What are you doing today??

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 15 Mar 2017 - 1:09

    Last of the Summer Wine innit. Yorkshire old timers.



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 15 Mar 2017 - 1:31

    Talking of adventures I will soon be looking for volunteers for the scuttling of a certain steel yacht. Just the hull really as everything else will be removed. Just a gentle tow out into the deepest part of the North Sea and then this is where the cheap ticket bit comes, I need someone to open the sea cocks. This will involve getting suddenly very wet but no cause for concern. I think it will take probably about-ish 20 minutes to sink. Obviously you wont be able to wear one of my expensive automatic life jackets as you are going to get very wet but I do have some nice brand new fat 4 foot fenders you can strap to your wrist. Answers on a post card please........... Transport



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    Re: What are you doing today??

    Post by Mermaid on Wed 15 Mar 2017 - 1:45

    Well.we all managed to stay out till late.Brodie fell asleep on the  way to get dinner.was still sleeping when the music started.He slept for a wee while and then when he woke up was a bit upset.Once he got use to the noise he enjoyed it..even got to play the drums lol..managed to get a bit of video tho.



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    Re: What are you doing today??

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 15 Mar 2017 - 10:26

    Lots to do today, i shall take it in my stride, tea now and plot a course
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    Re: What are you doing today??

    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 15 Mar 2017 - 10:46

    Mermaid wrote:Well.we all managed to stay out till late.Brodie fell asleep on the  way to get dinner.was still sleeping when the music started.He slept for a wee while and then when he woke up was a bit upset.Once he got use to the noise he enjoyed it..even got to play the drums lol..managed to get a bit of video tho.

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    Re: What are you doing today??

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 15 Mar 2017 - 17:08

    Mermaid wrote:Well.we all managed to stay out till late.Brodie fell asleep on the  way to get dinner.was still sleeping when the music started.He slept for a wee while and then when he woke up was a bit upset.Once he got use to the noise he enjoyed it..even got to play the drums lol..managed to get a bit of video tho.

    Can't wait to see the video!

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    Mermaid wrote:Well.we all managed to stay out till late.Brodie fell asleep on the  way to get dinner.was still sleeping when the music started.He slept for a wee while and then when he woke up was a bit upset.Once he got use to the noise he enjoyed it..even got to play the drums lol..managed to get a bit of video tho.

    Where you end up...
    I'm guessing the Claddagh!



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    Re: What are you doing today??

    Post by Mermaid on Wed 15 Mar 2017 - 17:27

    Campbell Brodie wrote:
    Mermaid wrote:Well.we all managed to stay out till late.Brodie fell asleep on the  way to get dinner.was still sleeping when the music started.He slept for a wee while and then when he woke up was a bit upset.Once he got use to the noise he enjoyed it..even got to play the drums lol..managed to get a bit of video tho.

    Can't wait to see the video!  

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    Mermaid wrote:Well.we all managed to stay out till late.Brodie fell asleep on the  way to get dinner.was still sleeping when the music started.He slept for a wee while and then when he woke up was a bit upset.Once he got use to the noise he enjoyed it..even got to play the drums lol..managed to get a bit of video tho.

    Where you end up...
     I'm guessing the Claddagh!
    Of course.



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    Re: What are you doing today??

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 16 Mar 2017 - 7:30

    No idea but i wont be idle for sure
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    Re: What are you doing today??

    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 16 Mar 2017 - 8:16

    work. Have a lot on today. will be a late one I think.






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    Re: What are you doing today??

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 17 Mar 2017 - 8:04

    Transport       Transport
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    Re: What are you doing today??

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 17 Mar 2017 - 9:40

    So i parked the car and was walking up to the store and a bearded call centre type just parked slap in the middle of the glass entrance door way and the full family just walked into the store, i went up to the security guy who happened to be well sunburnt kind and said to him "that guy there has just left his car at the doors and if it is loaded with a bomb we are all fecked,"
    he went over and said something to the call centre and the guy just ignored him and carried on,
    on my way out i pointed to the well burnt what it said on his desk, we are here to keep you safe
    not fit for purpose then I was boiling but did not wish to carry on in front of Janet,
    If i had been on my own i would have gone in search of the store manager and recommend he sacks the security guy, now what do you think the manager would do,
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    Re: What are you doing today??

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 17 Mar 2017 - 16:43

    Nothing...scared of being called racist.



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    Re: What are you doing today??

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 17 Mar 2017 - 17:03

    Horrible race being sick
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    Re: What are you doing today??

    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 17 Mar 2017 - 18:20

    pissing it doon all day. You wouldn't put a bucket out in it never mind a dog . we didn't even go to a parade it was that bad.






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    Re: What are you doing today??

    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 17 Mar 2017 - 18:20

    Which incidentally is a good thing. Same shite every year






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    Re: What are you doing today??

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 17 Mar 2017 - 18:23

    We don't really celebrate St. Andrew's day... I think Westminster banned it...



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    Re: What are you doing today??

    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 17 Mar 2017 - 18:38

    I'm in a quandry. That big job in the industrial unit in January, I have to go back and paint a new rehersal studio next week. Told that painter near me I would give him a dig out the week after. I've had 3 calls today ( on feckin St Patrick's day, meant to be a feckin bank holiday here ) to paint 2x 2bed apartments ( top to toe ) and a landlord in Oranmore needs me to paint his 4 bed duplex townhouse in a fortnights time so he can let it out.  






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    Re: What are you doing today??

    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 17 Mar 2017 - 18:38

    One thing is for sure, when demand is this strong, my feckin rates are going up!






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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 17 Mar 2017 - 18:44

    Mermaid's back! I'm off to badminton!



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