Should have got me at it. I'd have had it leaking in no time 
What are you doing today??
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Mcqueen-
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Decorator dumped his van here last night, he was off around Headingley to gawp at the studends,
So i'm off to pick him up at 8,15, back to base camp for tea and toast, then a guy is coming to estimate garage roof next door, then it will be gymnastics, then back to base camp for lunch, then some more tree work next door, then i will be fecked and nodding off,
So i'm off to pick him up at 8,15, back to base camp for tea and toast, then a guy is coming to estimate garage roof next door, then it will be gymnastics, then back to base camp for lunch, then some more tree work next door, then i will be fecked and nodding off,
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Might watch the rugby... 
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Going into Scarborough need some shoes for tonight 
Owners party here at Reighton so glad rags on 
& enjoy a few 
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Owners party here at Reighton so glad rags on & enjoy a few x
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Get some wellie's then you dont need to go to the carsie, sling them on your way home
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Haha il be trussed up like a turkey with what I'm wearing 
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What like in the airplane toilets
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Feckin' raging! I bought a leather table lamp a few years ago and have never been able to find a decent shade for it, so I took it up the town today to Pagazzi's. Found a nice looking plaid shade, £30, got it home and it wasn't sitting quite straight so I thought I'll bend one of the supports to get it level. 2 of the fecking supports broke off where they are welded to the centre piece! 
See what happens when I get left on my own... 
Lamp base. About 2 feet high, 8" wide...
New plaid shade...
One of the broken supports...
See what happens when I get left on my own... Lamp base. About 2 feet high, 8" wide...
New plaid shade...
One of the broken supports...
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Shite innit take the kent back, 
take the kent back, 
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Take it back, just say it parted company as you were fitting it,,, simples...
Campbell Brodie wrote:Feckin' raging! I bought a leather table lamp a few years ago and have never been able to find a decent shade for it, so I took it up the town today to Pagazzi's. Found a nice looking plaid shade, £30, got it home and it wasn't sitting quite straight so I thought I'll bend one of the supports to get it level. 2 of the fecking supports broke off where they are welded to the centre piece!
Lamp base. About 2 feet high, 8" wide...
New plaid shade...
One of the broken supports...
Take it back, just say it parted company as you were fitting it,,, simples...
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Dont say feck all, just slam it on the counter
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They open at 10:00am on a Sunday, I'll be waiting... 
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Result! I told them I'd burn their feckin' shop down if I didn't get a replacement! (I didn't really, they just asked if I wanted another one... 
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Bet when Trish gets back he'll be back at the shop with it...
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It's lovely! She can take it back herself!
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Wants slinging
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Philistine!
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Been to Newton Aycliffe to Janets eldest sisters, hers were the first pair of tits i tuned in when i was 14 ish, they were fine and upstanding large variety,
today they are a shadow of their former self and at waist level, i found myself thinking back to better days,
I remember getting them out like it was yesterday, now i dont think i would bother, such a shame,
today they are a shadow of their former self and at waist level, i found myself thinking back to better days,
I remember getting them out like it was yesterday, now i dont think i would bother, such a shame,
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You make me laugh that's brilliant x
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I remember leaving her lying there with her jumper over her head because my bike had a puncture.
Thinking back its obvious she was wanting the rest of it, I'm a bit slow with the women still
Thinking back its obvious she was wanting the rest of it, I'm a bit slow with the women still
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smut
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Yeh
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I could never read the signals...still feckin' can't!
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