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    The doctors surgery

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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 6 Jul 2016 - 17:48

    I would be scared too, may aswell go to Halfords told you to get to get the purse out, die in comfort 
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 6 Jul 2016 - 17:51

    Can't afford it. My jobs on the line. They've given all the poling work to contractors. Don't know what I'll be doing yet.



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 6 Jul 2016 - 18:10

    Blimey
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by innit on Wed 6 Jul 2016 - 19:04

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Can't afford it. My jobs on the line. They've given all the poling work to contractors. Don't know what I'll be doing yet.

    Bad news still not as bad as SNP in charge.
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 6 Jul 2016 - 19:43

    innit wrote:
    The Lone Ranger wrote:Can't afford it. My jobs on the line. They've given all the poling work to contractors. Don't know what I'll be doing yet.

    Bad news still not as bad as SNP in charge.

    Out of the fiasco we have just now, I'll take SNP every time...



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by zdeekie on Wed 6 Jul 2016 - 19:46

    Good Luck tomorrow Cam good x
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 6 Jul 2016 - 19:50

    Thanks Carol!



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 6 Jul 2016 - 22:26

    You know what he's going to say! " Oh sorry Me Brodie, I fecked up first time round and missed a glaringly obvious fistula while I had a telescope shoved up your arse but never mind cos I'm still going to get paid a fortune out of your taxpayer pocket". Good luck Cam. At least after the next operation, the surgeon should finally have you sorted.






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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Wed 6 Jul 2016 - 23:07

    Doomed
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 7 Jul 2016 - 7:57

    Thanks everyone!



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 7 Jul 2016 - 9:20

    I reckon its all that brown sauce Cam. Have you seen what it does to coins? Bin it!



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 7 Jul 2016 - 12:59

    Just back. I have to get another op. Doctor says I'm causing him problems! He's never came across this before, he says I've been extremely unlucky. "Unlucky's my middle name" I says. I now have a hole formed between the small intestine and the bladder. He hopes to have me in either end of this month or August so that's quite quick.



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 7 Jul 2016 - 13:47

    No rush then Its a wonder you dont get peritonitis  I had it when my appendix burst
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 7 Jul 2016 - 13:57

    Mcqueen wrote:No rush then Its a wonder you dont get peritonitis  I had it when my appendix burst

    It's not the "green stuff" that's leaking in yet Reg. It's more like tiny blood clots...



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 7 Jul 2016 - 14:00

    Either way it wants sorting quick 
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 7 Jul 2016 - 15:46

    The only clot there sounds like that quack. Funny how you are so unlucky and he is so good!!






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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 7 Jul 2016 - 16:18

    You know "Murphy's Law", that always applies to me...



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Thu 7 Jul 2016 - 19:50

    Good luck cam
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 7 Jul 2016 - 19:56

    Cheers Kev!



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 8 Jul 2016 - 1:00

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Can't afford it. My jobs on the line. They've given all the poling work to contractors. Don't know what I'll be doing yet.

    Get the best package you can to get out before the shit hits the fan then get a self employed job with the contractors, get in there first before there are more looking for the same...
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 8 Jul 2016 - 17:21

    I'd actually thought about that!



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by zdeekie on Fri 8 Jul 2016 - 18:06

    Solid advice X
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 18 Jul 2016 - 7:03

    Mermaid's not well. I'm going to have to take a day's leave to look after Macie as Trish has sickness and Diarrhoea and isn't up to it. Poor thing's lying on top of the bed with a bowl in one hand and a towel in the other.



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Mon 18 Jul 2016 - 8:31

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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by zdeekie on Mon 18 Jul 2016 - 8:35

    Get well soon Mermaid x

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