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    The doctors surgery

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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 24 Nov 2011 - 21:53

    I once had a frozen Shoulder, Couldnt do anything with it, Had to sleep with it above my head, About 3 months worth,
    Anyway went private, Bought the doctor an aston martin, Injected me with gold or something, Away it went, A few months later while posing on the beach, Janet said you have a lump, Went back, bought him a alfa romeo for his wife, Had the lump removed, Alls well, He got his gold back Bassa, All joints are ball and sockets, You wear the teflon away, Its going to hurt, New van, Or leave the old one in second all the time. Joggers the knees go, Cricket badminton tennis, shoulders are going to wear out, Sure you have a nice low pulse, but you cant move,
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 24 Nov 2011 - 21:56

    I think I'll take up hedgehog watching...nice sedentary sport, shouldn't wear out too much doing that. Or fishing without bait! That'll do the trick!



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 24 Nov 2011 - 22:06

    I know a lady that rescues hedgehogs, Had a bungalow built for them, Straight barking mad she is, Even had a stonemason do a hog for over the door, Must have cost £200 k. Wears jumpers with them on the front, 5 daughters all with red cars, Father is a hydrolics engineer, Lashes them arabs with the old pipelines, Strange feckers the whole family
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Thu 24 Nov 2011 - 22:10

    need a license for that.
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 24 Nov 2011 - 22:11

    Here's the cutest little hedgehog you'll ever see...



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 24 Nov 2011 - 22:13

    Topdog wrote:need a license for that.
    What hedgehogs ?
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Thu 24 Nov 2011 - 22:15

    You could use that as bait Cam.
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 24 Nov 2011 - 22:18

    I couldn't stick a hook into that poor wee thing..Anyway, I'm off to dream about hedgehogs.



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 24 Nov 2011 - 22:18

    Going somewhere with a mate to pick someone up, Hedgehog in the road, Stop Stop, I said we will on the way back, 2 minutes, On the way back its flat as feck in the road, Well he didnt speak to me all night
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Thu 24 Nov 2011 - 22:22

    You can't just stop when FLAT out. Night Cam go and dream of all the fleas, cute, actually got a lovely photo of our old Lab guarding a wee mum and baby hog
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 24 Nov 2011 - 22:28

    What are we doing in the doctors surgery, ? hedgehogs, ?
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Thu 24 Nov 2011 - 22:33

    Cam has a baby hedgehog
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 24 Nov 2011 - 22:34

    Pikey had hedgehog for Tea



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 24 Nov 2011 - 22:36

    We need an animal thread, All things furry and that, Mary can do that bit
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Thu 24 Nov 2011 - 22:37

    Yep no prob got a geezer in Leeds can front it.
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 25 Nov 2011 - 12:09

    Movicol Sachet, Powder for oral solution, Not too fierce, just smooths thing along, So dont force things.
    Todays tip, For an easy experiance, Its the future,
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 25 Nov 2011 - 13:38

    Reg, did you try Castrol Oil?






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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Fri 25 Nov 2011 - 13:38

    A message from an old friend concerned of Reg's dilemma.

    HAS REGGIE BECOME A KLINGON ? THEME TUNE TO STAR TREK IS CALLED "BEYOND THE 'RIM' OF STARLIGHT !!!

    MAYBE HES MORE COUNTRY AND WESTERN ...................BURNING RING OF FIRE . JOHNNY CASH !!!

    OR MAYBE JUST THE CHORUS FROM A SONG CALLED "SLEEPY HEAD".....
    AND YOU SAID ,IT WAS LIKE FIRE AROUND THE BRIM
    BURNING SOLID,BURNING THIN ,"THE BURNING RIM"!!!!
    ETC


    ...................................JUST A FEW THOUGHTS IN THE EARLY HOURS (2.29 AM )

    SENT USING "CRAPPA TALK"................LMAO (ARSE BEING THE OPERATIVE WORD )
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 25 Nov 2011 - 13:41

    Gypsy already asked for "Ring of Fire" in the jukebox request, dedicated to Reg!






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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Fri 25 Nov 2011 - 13:45

    Reg needs a good hot curry for dinner tonight, nothing like it for Colonic irrigation
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 25 Nov 2011 - 14:13

    You may mock, But things are cool now, Yes D i use magnatec semi or full, Depends on the spec sheet, But these sachets seem to be working, Get some in stock for when the Doctors screw around with your tablets and leave you with the side effects, Ive Said this before, Cars get better treatment, Can you imagine, Err, The wheels just fallen off my car, Well that is one of the side effects of having new windscreen wipers, ? Like WTF
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 27 Nov 2011 - 12:37

    Well, I was hoping for all sorts on here, Is everybody that healthy or just private like, Thought they may have been a few hips and knees ?, cracked lips (the upper ones) Advice on how to avoid things happening, How to limber up on a morning etc,
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Sun 27 Nov 2011 - 13:19

    I take frontline to stop me getting fleas.
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 27 Nov 2011 - 13:25

    Wonder what happened to Bob Martin ?
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Sun 27 Nov 2011 - 13:26

    Been swallowed up.

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