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    The doctors surgery

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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 19:45

    I have a jar for coins, I fill it up during the week, The kids empty it at weekend, They think the jar is magic
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by cunningham on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 19:46

    The Lone Ranger wrote:

    Remember them big sweetie jars shops used to have when you bought a quarter of sherbet lemons or whatever, well I'v egot one of those jars with the big plastic screw on lid. I cut a hole in the top and every night I put any coins under £1 in it. Soon mounts up...
    i will watch for you going out nip round and knick it,is it nearly full?
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 19:50

    cunningham wrote:
    The Lone Ranger wrote:

    Remember them big sweetie jars shops used to have when you bought a quarter of sherbet lemons or whatever, well I'v egot one of those jars with the big plastic screw on lid. I cut a hole in the top and every night I put any coins under £1 in it. Soon mounts up...
    i will watch for you going out nip round and knick it,is it nearly full?

    Nah, emptied it just before Christmas Howard. Starting all over again...



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 19:55

    Them machines at the supermarket are great, Saves all that embarrassment at the bank, I let janet do it, Then split it with her, I tend to lurk round the magazines, (Cars not babes) I couldnt reach the top shelf anyway,
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 20:00

    Mcqueen wrote:Them machines at the supermarket are great, Saves all that embarrassment at the bank, I let janet do it, Then split it with her, I tend to lurk round the magazines, (Cars not babes) I couldnt reach the top shelf anyway,

    That's where I take mine Kev. Rip-off though...they take £7 out of every £100 those machines. I used to take then to the bank, I'd count it, then Trish would count it . then the girls would count it. Hand it over to the teller and they still looked at you as though you were stealing money off them. Bassas!



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 20:03

    Call me Kev if you like, I really dont mind, Just dont call me Mary, Thats what they call my mother,
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 20:11

    Mcqueen wrote:Call me Kev if you like, I really dont mind, Just dont call me Mary, Thats what they call my mother,

    Ooops! Sorry Reg. (3 letters with a e in the middle, easy mistake to make.)



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 20:32

    Call me Reg if you like.
    Cam said quarter of a pound of sherbert lemons, rich git.....2 ounces between us.
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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 20:57

    I got one of those tiny dustbins ( well thats what it looks like to me). I throw all coins and 5 euro notes into it every evening. Have been doing it for last 2 years and its now going to pay for our holiday in July. I reckon I'll clear 4500 euro out of it.






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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 21:00

    €5 notes! Bit too extravagant for me D. That will definitely mount up though!



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 21:14

    I got 2 fish 1 lot of chips and a curry sauce, I gave the man a tenner (Pavoroti), He gave me a pound coin and a few bits change Ive bought cars for less, Thieving bassa, So my jar will suffer until i recoup my invesment, Kids can blox
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 21:24

    That is cheap Reg, med cod and chips for one, here is 6.60.
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 21:26

    Last time i do Janet a favour
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 21:31

    3rdforum wrote:I got one of those tiny dustbins ( well thats what it looks like to me). I throw all coins and 5 euro notes into it every evening. Have been doing it for last 2 years and its now going to pay for our holiday in July. I reckon I'll clear 4500 euro out of it.



    Much like Cam and Third, my cousin had a jar in which he would throw any pound coins he had, I’m going back to days when notes were still in use and pound coins were not as common as nowadays.

    His house was broken in to, TV, video etc stolen, plus his pound coin jar, insurance company paid out for TV etc, but not his pound jar, he reckoned there was well over a grand in it.....




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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 21:36

    A Grand Wow, I'm going to get a new jar, Mines fecked,
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 23 Mar 2012 - 16:53

    I think I'm getting a cold sore on my lip... Should I take a fortnight off work? Don't want to spread it...thoughtful I am. (Starting to sound like feckin' Yoda now!)



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 23 Mar 2012 - 17:18

    Zovirax, dab a bit on and it will vanish, Soon as get some sun mine start twitching, Dab a bit on they dont arrive, Next
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 23 Mar 2012 - 17:22

    I'm the same Reg, sunlight sets them off. I have to use lip balm with sun block in it to keep them at bay.






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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 23 Mar 2012 - 17:40

    I would love to know where i got them from
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 23 Mar 2012 - 17:46

    Just dabbed some "Blisteze" on...don't have any zovirax.



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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 23 Mar 2012 - 17:48

    Mcqueen wrote:I would love to know where i got them from

    It wasn't me!!!






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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Fri 23 Mar 2012 - 18:00

    It is Herpes, I have Hermes, I am a carrier.
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 23 Mar 2012 - 18:02

    Illustrious me...I'm a carrier as well...



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mermaid on Fri 23 Mar 2012 - 18:51

    well everyone can stay away from me as i don't want one



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Gypsy on Fri 23 Mar 2012 - 20:37

    Yeah, never liked them since Jean-Paul Gaultier left

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