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    The doctors surgery

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    Mischief Maker
     
     

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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mischief Maker on Wed 15 Feb 2012 - 20:27

    i'll have you know we are still young and virile so no need of the viagra
    not like you old folks on here
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 15 Feb 2012 - 20:30

    TD only uses viagra to keep a stiff upper lip...

    Edit: Did you lot get the CAPTCHA code box when you typed v*agra?


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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 15 Feb 2012 - 20:30

    The Lone Ranger wrote:
    Mischief Maker wrote:i have a stiff neck - think i was sleeping funny to accommodate mischief last night

    Funny how we do that. We don't want to move in case we disturb the cat/dog! Mental...

    Agreed! You wonder who has more brains , humans or dogs.cats!






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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Wed 15 Feb 2012 - 20:32

    Just use the Viag eye drops as I need to look a bit harder these days.
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 15 Feb 2012 - 20:40

    Pair of Doc Martins and ripped jeans and a crew cut would be cheaper if you want to look harder






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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Wed 15 Feb 2012 - 20:43

    Yes Cam had the box, think it is to stop illegal flogging.
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 15 Feb 2012 - 20:55

    What happened to bob martin ?
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Wed 15 Feb 2012 - 21:04

    He got swallowed by e dog thread.
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 10:10

    If they were of the halucanergenic type, bad spelling, then they would not help, Good Luck D.
    Said you are peeing normally, still taking till friday to fill a pot though.
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mermaid on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 13:33

    Just back from Hospital. They took 6 bottles of blood. Had to wait over a hr for a xray.. They are not sure what is wrong me yet. I am a strange case lol



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 13:59

    We should rename this forum to the "whateverailsyouforumoffun.com"






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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mermaid on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 14:06

    I feel like a walking disaster.. I want the pain to go away and get back to normal



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 14:10

    Good Luck Mermaid
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mermaid on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 15:17

    help. The tablets I have been prescribed. For 3 days I have to take a quater of a tab 4 times a day then half a tab 4 times a day. Problem how do I get the tab into 4 without it breaking up into thousands of bits.



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 15:29

    Mermaid wrote:help. The tablets I have been prescribed. For 3 days I have to take a quater of a tab 4 times a day then half a tab 4 times a day. Problem how do I get the tab into 4 without it breaking up into thousands of bits.
    Thats madness, Check the label is printed right, Ask the quak,if its right, Quarter of a tablet , I came home with the wrong stuff, Dispenser said he had to throw it away, £1200 worth, Because it left the shop, Why this country hasnt sank without trace i dont know,
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 15:37

    Mermaid wrote:help. The tablets I have been prescribed. For 3 days I have to take a quater of a tab 4 times a day then half a tab 4 times a day. Problem how do I get the tab into 4 without it breaking up into thousands of bits.

    i actually split mine in quarters. Most tablets have a "line" around the equator. These can easily be broken in half by hand. I then get a good sharp knife, put the half tablet on top of a tea towel to stop it slipping , and then once I have the blade positioned correctly, give the knife a sharp downwards thrust. Sometimes, I dont get it exactly right and have to shave off a bit of the larger piece.






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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mermaid on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 15:43

    thanks guys, My first attempt they shattered. They are tiny pills as well. I have to take a 1/4 to slowly start off with.



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    Post by Topdog on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 16:07

    Ex pharm company me. Ok like D says line in middle. Hold between first 2 fingers and thumb and apply pressure to the tablet in the middle. When in half just break rest same way.
    Do not worry if a little different in size as the active ingredient is blended but not guaranteed even so not really too much of an issue.
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 17:06

    I feel great! ....(sorry )



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 18:09

    The Lone Ranger wrote:I feel great! ....(sorry )
    Ah but you will just go with a bang, Creaking gate wotsit innit,
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 18:46

    Mcqueen wrote:
    The Lone Ranger wrote:I feel great! ....(sorry )
    Ah but you will just go with a bang, Creaking gate wotsit innit,

    Like Davy Jones....



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 18:48

    The Lone Ranger wrote:

    Like Davy Jones....
    Scotsman will do anything to get out of buying a round.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 19:03

    Topdog wrote:
    The Lone Ranger wrote:

    Like Davy Jones....
    Scotsman will do anything to get out of buying a round.

    I promise I won't pop my clogs 'til after Tenerife!



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 19:35

    If you do we will tip you upside down, All that copper you been saving will fall out,
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 19:39

    Mcqueen wrote:If you do we will tip you upside down, All that copper you been saving will fall out,

    Remember them big sweetie jars shops used to have when you bought a quarter of sherbet lemons or whatever, well I'v egot one of those jars with the big plastic screw on lid. I cut a hole in the top and every night I put any coins under £1 in it. Soon mounts up...



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