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    The doctors surgery

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 14 Jan 2020 - 18:32

    Hit middle finger with club hammer. Not a pretty sight. Its bigger than my dick now so might come in handy. The doctors surgery - Page 22 3025408739



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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 14 Jan 2020 - 19:19

    The doctors surgery - Page 22 2485877773  Been there finger wise, wouldnt admit to the other bit
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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 15 Jan 2020 - 0:45

    I hit my thumb nail a good one once, but worked with a guy called Jimmy at one time, loads off screams coming from under a truck one day, I go over to see what's going on , he'd twatted his thumb with a hammer, it was just a flat thing flapping around at the end of his hand, was off work for months...
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 17 Mar 2020 - 11:32

    I thought this post from my son in law who has Hodgkins Lymphona was funny on FB... The doctors surgery - Page 22 3025408739

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 17 Mar 2020 - 17:28

    Went to get my pills at pharmacy. Message one: Open 8 to 9am for persons over 70 ONLY. Good job they get up early innit. Message 2: Wait behind this board....... In other words outside in the cold. Message 3: Sanitise your hands here. Hmmm, does smell of alcohol, and its bloody cold. The doctors surgery - Page 22 3025408739



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 16 May 2020 - 7:17

    I Woke up stiff in all the wrong places this morning The doctors surgery - Page 22 3913804730 whats up with me  The doctors surgery - Page 22 1498946960
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    Post by zdeekie on Sat 16 May 2020 - 7:30

    Mcqueen wrote:I Woke up stiff in all the wrong places this morning The doctors surgery - Page 22 3913804730 whats up with me  The doctors surgery - Page 22 1498946960
    Have you been doing to much ? x
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 16 May 2020 - 7:57

    Was it cold sitting by the river yesterday? You may have caught a chill.



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    Not more than usual and no nice warm sunshine, keep active so you do then feel like you been run over The doctors surgery - Page 22 1498946960
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 12 Oct 2020 - 17:04

    I woke up on Saturday morning with a wee red pimple/bite on my toe next to my little toe. Sunday morning the red mark was bigger and I was limping. Today the red covers the whole of the toe and I'm still limping. Very tender and even the duvet weight on it wakens me. The doctors surgery - Page 22 3561243520 I'm in Aviemore now, so it will either kill me or cure itself. The doctors surgery - Page 22 3025408739 Bloody tender though.



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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 12 Oct 2020 - 17:07

    Bet somebody stands on it The doctors surgery - Page 22 3025408739

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