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    The doctors surgery

    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 25 Aug 2016 - 14:42

    Heard in hospital today. The doctors surgery - Page 3 3025408739

    Patient alarm sounds: buzz buzzz, buzz buzz
    Panicked nurse: GEORGE! GEORGE! GEORGE!
    George: For feck'ssake what's happening?!!!

    Poor George was only sleeping... The doctors surgery - Page 3 3025408739 The doctors surgery - Page 3 3025408739



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    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 25 Aug 2016 - 15:02

    Well done Cam The doctors surgery - Page 3 294053457 I think 2 days is enough time off for serious surgery  The doctors surgery - Page 3 1483819851
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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 25 Aug 2016 - 17:16

    Glad everybody seems to be on the mend...

    Would seem in top of the infirmed list know with my two day hangover...

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    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 25 Aug 2016 - 18:31

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 26 Aug 2016 - 17:30

    Yay! Pain-killers and anti-biotics have arrived. That didn't take long...71/2 hours! Angry3



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    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 26 Aug 2016 - 19:00

    Home at last. Docs report: "His treatment plan included the release, resection and anastmosis of small bowel from urinary bladder". Take from that what you will... The doctors surgery - Page 3 3025408739



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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 26 Aug 2016 - 19:23

    cut and shut innit!






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    Post by searcher on Fri 26 Aug 2016 - 19:35

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Home at last. Docs report: "His treatment plan included the release, resection and anastmosis of small bowel from urinary bladder". Take from that what you will... The doctors surgery - Page 3 3025408739


    Sounds simple enough, W.T.F.glad you're out Cam. fingers crossed.
    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 26 Aug 2016 - 19:49

    Cheers guys! Glad to be home! If anything else starts leaking into my bladder I ain't telling anyone! The doctors surgery - Page 3 3025408739



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    Post by Topdog on Fri 26 Aug 2016 - 20:09

    So he split your shitter and and sewed up yer sex pistol
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 26 Aug 2016 - 20:10

    Did he?!!! The doctors surgery - Page 3 2419626307 The doctors surgery - Page 3 3025408739 The doctors surgery - Page 3 3025408739



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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 26 Aug 2016 - 20:15

    would be worse the other way round! The doctors surgery - Page 3 2419626307






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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 26 Aug 2016 - 20:16

    yet again, this forum shows it's class The doctors surgery - Page 3 1498946960 The doctors surgery - Page 3 1498946960






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    Post by Topdog on Fri 26 Aug 2016 - 20:17

    Basically Cam TURN GAY. yer tool aint no good but yer ok for a length from a big poof.
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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 26 Aug 2016 - 20:28

    The doctors surgery - Page 3 1498946960 Smut
    Topdog
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    Post by Topdog on Fri 26 Aug 2016 - 20:29

    yep forum of fun and gay happenings
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    Post by Gypsy on Fri 26 Aug 2016 - 21:10

    Why is there such a constant fascination with all things gay.  The doctors surgery - Page 3 3275847336
    3rdforum
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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 26 Aug 2016 - 21:13

    Wishful thinking??






    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 26 Aug 2016 - 21:15

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    Post by Topdog on Fri 26 Aug 2016 - 22:20

    Brighton boy innit you all shy away but it is life now we have accept the world is now run by poofs and religious nuts which party u voting for
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 27 Aug 2016 - 8:00

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    Post by Topdog on Sat 27 Aug 2016 - 8:12

    I don't need to come out Reg I have many gay friends so not bothered by them but those that are need to check why they are, I don't feel threatened by poofs, never be for me, well might be a lesbian, but hey you seem concerned
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 27 Aug 2016 - 8:25

    Painful night last night but I think I know why. I could hardly move in bed then this morning when I went to the loo I got rid of wind. Damn near killed me but the pain went instantly. The doctors surgery - Page 3 3025408739



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 27 Aug 2016 - 9:04

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    Post by zdeekie on Sat 27 Aug 2016 - 9:27

    Glad your home Cam, as the song goes now things can only get better good x

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