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    The doctors surgery

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    3rdforum
     
     

    Ireland Male Posts : 19911
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 27 Nov 2017 - 23:20







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    Topdog
     
     

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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Tue 28 Nov 2017 - 7:54

    Reg found a lump in his back pocket......  Janet removed it with the help of Lexis.
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 28 Nov 2017 - 9:03

    I've had a few lumps removed this year
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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 6 Dec 2017 - 9:42

    I am not one to moan as you well now but for the past 3 days i have felt bad with man flu like symptoms, Mason has been throwing up and the other end all over the place, this morning i had the carpet cleaner out again, Taking Janet to work i had a sick bag ready in my pocket,
    she asked how i felt and i said "My arse is bubbling like a pan of chips" she cringed and left it at that, anyway long story short i messed myself while stuck in traffic, you would think it couldnt be worse but i had the heated seats on number 3  I roared home through all the traffic and ran upstairs and dived in the shower, what a shambles  so since i opened my eyes this morning i have been cleaning one mess or another, Janet will be impressed i had the washing machine on, I will leave out the details.unless she asks why i smell of vanish 
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    Perfectspecimen
     
     

    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 13349
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 6 Dec 2017 - 10:02

    Thats funny, just put my washing machine on........... Different reason though.



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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 6 Dec 2017 - 16:40

    Been there after my ops...not nice is it?



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    3rdforum
     
     

    Ireland Male Posts : 19911
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 6 Dec 2017 - 16:45

    eat some bananas






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    Mermaid
     
     

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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mermaid on Thu 7 Dec 2017 - 20:37

    Hope you are now feeling better



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Fri 8 Dec 2017 - 14:31

    crap story

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