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    The doctors surgery

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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 11 Oct 2017 - 10:39

    Went in all hyped up and ready for arse invasion...they gave me 3 large horse pills which are supposed to kill the natural bugs in your ass so you don't get infection when biopsies are taken. Called me in to doc's office after half hour and said they couldn't go ahead as I am resistant to the anti-biotics. He has to talk to his consultant mates now to see whether to go in between the rectum and testicles or not do it at all...guess which option I'm rooting for? Anyway. he also said they needed the results of the MRI scan as well before the procedure which I am going for in an hour... You can't make this stuff up.



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 11 Oct 2017 - 10:48

    Trouble is they get paid whatever
    If they were self employed on pay by results job would go a lot smoother and quicker
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 11 Oct 2017 - 10:56

    2 different hospitas as well. Queen Margaret in Dunfermline for the MRI and Queen Victoria in Kirkcaldy for the biopsies...don't they communicate with each other. Nurse in Victoria says "you need to do a flow test". I said " I did that last week at Queen Margaret". "Oh, I can get those records then." Don't these things update and collate together?



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 11 Oct 2017 - 11:23

    No,, they tried to with the super massive computer but it never got off the ground,
    wasted millions on it but deemed unsafe to hacking,
    I have the same problem with my diabetic nurse and my GP, arse never knows what elbow is doing
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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 11 Oct 2017 - 11:27

    The nurse asked about my flow so i whipped it out and pissed all over her desk while saying -
    "Hows that for a fire hose" as i was being escorted out of the building i shouted i have been thrown out of better places than this Angry2
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 11 Oct 2017 - 14:25

    Campbell Brodie wrote:2 different hospitas as well. Queen Margaret in Dunfermline for the MRI and Queen Victoria in Kirkcaldy for the biopsies...don't they communicate with each other. Nurse in Victoria says "you need to do a flow test". I said " I did that last week at Queen Margaret". "Oh, I can get those records then." Don't these things update and collate together?

    Mcqueen wrote:No,, they tried to with the super massive computer but it never got off the ground,
    wasted millions on it but deemed unsafe to hacking,
    I have the same problem with my diabetic nurse and my GP, arse never knows what elbow is doing

    And it can screw up in a ten minute window, at hospital to see consultant about issues with both knees, I'm called in to one of the rooms, it's not the consultant but one of his assistants doing an assessment of my issues, I explain very clearly the issues with both my knees which differ greatly from one to the other and the cause for the issues, the assistant twists and bends my knees and takes notes while I'm explaining issues,,, assistant disappears, I'm told to wait in room, ten minutes later consultant appears with a typed up report on my condition from assistant, he starts to read through report, I have to keep stopping him and saying things like, sharp pain is in my right knee not left, or, left knee was a twisting injury not compression that was right one,,, report was all wrong, consultant was scribbling through it making amendments, you could see he was less than pleased...

    Then the one I've posted before, sinus operation, I've seen consultant umpteen times pre operation, after operation surgeon comes to me and asks if I've had any previous sinus operations, I say yip three, he asks did you have your sinus cartilage removed at any, I say yip at last one,,, "Oh, that's what we intended removing today"...

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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 11 Oct 2017 - 20:40

    Mcqueen wrote:Trouble is they get paid whatever
    If they were self employed on pay by results job would go a lot smoother and quicker
    Bet Cam wishes it goes smooth and quick






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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 12 Oct 2017 - 14:23

    shiela died 7.05am






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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 12 Oct 2017 - 15:00

    Very sory to hear, thoughts with you and family...
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 12 Oct 2017 - 15:34

    Sorry D, probably better out of it
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by searcher on Thu 12 Oct 2017 - 15:55

    Sorry to hear D ,not been your best year!
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 12 Oct 2017 - 17:35

    Condolences Dermo, tell Eileen we're thinking of her...



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Gypsy on Thu 12 Oct 2017 - 19:22

    Thoughts are with you all
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by zdeekie on Fri 13 Oct 2017 - 7:19

    So very sorry to here your sad news Dermot thinking of you & the family x
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Fri 13 Oct 2017 - 8:47

    Thoughts are with you all buddy xxx
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    Post by innit on Fri 13 Oct 2017 - 16:54

    Sorry to hear the news.
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mermaid on Fri 13 Oct 2017 - 17:24

    thinking of you all Dermo.



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 24 Oct 2017 - 16:44

    I've done me back in... (Before you ask, I'm still at work...bassas!)



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 24 Oct 2017 - 17:03

    What were you lifting sick notes
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 24 Oct 2017 - 17:04

    No! Done it last night. Just got up from the couch and it went. I'm walking like Quasi-feckin-modo...



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    Exercise best thing for a bad back
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 24 Oct 2017 - 18:10

    I'll give that a bye thanks very much...



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 31 Oct 2017 - 9:46

    No need to be sorry. My dad has defied the odds all his life. Pure stubbornness lol. But I hope that isn't the case now. My dad more than earned his death. It's long overdue


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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 31 Oct 2017 - 10:36

      Sorry D

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