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    The doctors surgery

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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:47 pm

    As long as I get on the way home it ain't so bad, but on the way out and spoiling the holiday,,, arghhhhh...
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by 3rdforum on Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:46 pm

    searcher wrote:Don't know why but we always get stuck beside all the sneezers, sniffers and coughers on flights, felt my self going down hill last night and woke this morning with a cracking doze of something, felt crappy all day
    Probably some unionist type.






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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:48 pm

    It's the future...........

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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:51 pm

    Strong and Stable,,, say it like Ian would have...

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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:00 am

    Wooosh



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by 3rdforum on Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:16 am

    Same here. Ian Paisley???






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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:57 am

    Mibbee...



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Adam Mint on Sun Jun 18, 2017 1:53 pm

    Yip, you can just imagine him spouting that out...
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mermaid on Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:19 am

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Went to hospital Thursday. Suntan cosultant has a good exploration round gob and says I will get Mr Turner to have a look. Guess Mr Turner is head poncho. Anyway I am left sitting prone on the examination table for at least 10 minutes, all sorts of shite going through my head. Eventually Mr Turner turns up, older and wiser hopefully but its immediately obvious hes batting for the other side.   I wont hold that against him though, yes, I wont be holding THAT against him! He has a good prod around and says its a blocked saliva gland, apparently there are numerous ones all around the gob. He says he can move it along, about the size of a pea, so nowt to worry about but they will cut it out anyway and have it tested. Phew. Thought the writing was on the wall a bit there for a mo but no, I can carry on annoying all and sundry for a bit yet................. 
    this is  good news,



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:47 pm

    Yep, I can carry on with shite/write on here. Funny really, I'm perfectly normal on facebook.



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu Jun 22, 2017 8:13 am

    Spent yesterday afternoon getting operated on. 2 hours it took. Jeez, it was only the size of a pea. It was nice and cool in there though, gave me some nice sunglasses so the light dont hurt my eyes. The surgeons assistant had hold of my bottom lip and I could tell she was tugging on it even though it was numbed. Today thats the bit that hurts, not where they cut. Think the stitches have dissappeared already but I have to go back on 20th July to get biopsy results. Bit inconvenient that, I had 18th pencilled in for a Tenerife trip. Have to make it a week earlier then I guess. Following week will be about £300. 



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mermaid on Thu Jun 22, 2017 11:48 am

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Spent yesterday afternoon getting operated on. 2 hours it took. Jeez, it was only the size of a pea. It was nice and cool in there though, gave me some nice sunglasses so the light dont hurt my eyes. The surgeons assistant had hold of my bottom lip and I could tell she was tugging on it even though it was numbed. Today thats the bit that hurts, not where they cut. Think the stitches have dissappeared already but I have to go back on 20th July to get biopsy results. Bit inconvenient that, I had 18th pencilled in for a Tenerife trip. Have to make it a week earlier then I guess. Following week will be about £300. 
    I hope the results are good when you get them.



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu Jun 22, 2017 5:08 pm

    Best of luck with the results Vince!



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Topdog on Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:00 pm

    should have removed yer tongue and give me some peace when yer pissed.
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri Jun 23, 2017 2:47 am

    yeah but peeps can understand me, when I talk and write! Feck me, I can hear the Abbot bitch on the tele spouting more crap than we could even dream of.



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by zdeekie on Mon Jun 26, 2017 10:53 am

    Hi everyone well after 2 months of worry I got the all clear for bowel cancer . 
    So scared I was , I got the test kit as we all do on 30 th March my 60 th birthday & did it , next thing another one arrives saying the first one was inconclusive . I did the next test which came back saying they had found blood in samples . Next thing appointment at the Friaridge hospital for a consultation, then a colonoscopy on Friday which came back clear .
    Iv never been so scared for the procedure & results but they were good . 
    They told me a lot of people just bin these tests & some even do the tests get recalled go for the consultation then refuse the colonoscopy , I couldn't believe it .
    These tests are free we need to make use of them all men & woman.
     I was lucky but things could of turned out so much different . 
    Now let's get on with enjoying life  x
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon Jun 26, 2017 1:13 pm

    Ooo well done Carol We did have a thread on the turd capture and had a laugh,
    think 3 or 4 of us had it about the same time, I'm pleased for you, it could have been a disaster,
    like you say get busy living
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Adam Mint on Mon Jun 26, 2017 2:12 pm

      Enjoy...
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon Jun 26, 2017 4:49 pm

    Great stuff Carol! I've had 3 tunnel inspections due to my ops. Not nice, but if it does the job get on with it!



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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by 3rdforum on Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:16 pm

    I've had one. There are some holes where no man should go ( or a BELTING LOOKING WOMAN gp in my case!!!!)






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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by zdeekie on Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:27 pm

    Too be honest I was that frightened I think he gave me double sedation I never stopped talking & laughing I even asked him how they train for this job ( bloody idiot I am ) he said we don't I just put it in & hope for the best  x
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon Jun 26, 2017 7:16 pm

    sounds like 18 year old sex Is that it  well i thought it was ok 
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    Re: The doctors surgery

    Post by searcher on Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:10 pm

    zdeekie wrote:Too be honest I was that frightened I think he gave me double sedation I never stopped talking & laughing I even asked him how they train for this job ( bloody idiot I am ) he said we don't I just put it in & hope for the best  x


    I had a double ender earlier this year, lie down facing camera gear and down it went, swung the trolley round and up it went, all pretty straightforward , no sedation at all just held on to the air and gas just in case, tea and toast and on my way home , all clear by the way ,travel insurance reduction this year

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