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    The doctors surgery

    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 17 Jun 2017 - 20:47

    As long as I get on the way home it ain't so bad, but on the way out and spoiling the holiday,,, arghhhhh...
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    Post by 3rdforum on Sat 17 Jun 2017 - 21:46

    searcher wrote:Don't know why but we always get stuck beside all the sneezers, sniffers and coughers on flights, felt my self going down hill last night and woke this morning with a cracking doze of something, felt crappy all day
    Probably some unionist type. The doctors surgery - Page 11 3025408739 The doctors surgery - Page 11 3025408739






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    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 17 Jun 2017 - 21:48

    It's the future...........

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    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 17 Jun 2017 - 21:51

    Strong and Stable,,, say it like Ian would have...

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 18 Jun 2017 - 8:00

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    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 18 Jun 2017 - 8:16

    Same here. Ian Paisley???






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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 18 Jun 2017 - 8:57

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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 18 Jun 2017 - 13:53

    Yip, you can just imagine him spouting that out...
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    Post by Mermaid on Mon 19 Jun 2017 - 8:19

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Went to hospital Thursday. Suntan cosultant has a good exploration round gob and says I will get Mr Turner to have a look. Guess Mr Turner is head poncho. Anyway I am left sitting prone on the examination table for at least 10 minutes, all sorts of shite going through my head. Eventually Mr Turner turns up, older and wiser hopefully but its immediately obvious hes batting for the other side. The doctors surgery - Page 11 2419626307  I wont hold that against him though, yes, I wont be holding THAT against him! He has a good prod around and says its a blocked saliva gland, apparently there are numerous ones all around the gob. He says he can move it along, about the size of a pea, so nowt to worry about but they will cut it out anyway and have it tested. Phew. Thought the writing was on the wall a bit there for a mo but no, I can carry on annoying all and sundry for a bit yet.................  The doctors surgery - Page 11 3025408739
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 19 Jun 2017 - 23:47

    Yep, I can carry on with shite/write on here. Funny really, I'm perfectly normal on facebook. The doctors surgery - Page 11 2419626307



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 22 Jun 2017 - 8:13

    Spent yesterday afternoon getting operated on. 2 hours it took. Jeez, it was only the size of a pea. It was nice and cool in there though, gave me some nice sunglasses so the light dont hurt my eyes. The surgeons assistant had hold of my bottom lip and I could tell she was tugging on it even though it was numbed. Today thats the bit that hurts, not where they cut. The doctors surgery - Page 11 3025408739 Think the stitches have dissappeared already but I have to go back on 20th July to get biopsy results. Bit inconvenient that, I had 18th pencilled in for a Tenerife trip. Have to make it a week earlier then I guess. Following week will be about £300.  The doctors surgery - Page 11 2419626307



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    Post by Mermaid on Thu 22 Jun 2017 - 11:48

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Spent yesterday afternoon getting operated on. 2 hours it took. Jeez, it was only the size of a pea. It was nice and cool in there though, gave me some nice sunglasses so the light dont hurt my eyes. The surgeons assistant had hold of my bottom lip and I could tell she was tugging on it even though it was numbed. Today thats the bit that hurts, not where they cut. The doctors surgery - Page 11 3025408739 Think the stitches have dissappeared already but I have to go back on 20th July to get biopsy results. Bit inconvenient that, I had 18th pencilled in for a Tenerife trip. Have to make it a week earlier then I guess. Following week will be about £300.  The doctors surgery - Page 11 2419626307
    I hope the results are good when you get them.



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 22 Jun 2017 - 17:08

    Best of luck with the results Vince! The doctors surgery - Page 11 294053457



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    Post by Topdog on Thu 22 Jun 2017 - 18:00

    should have removed yer tongue and give me some peace when yer pissed.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 23 Jun 2017 - 2:47

    yeah but peeps can understand me, when I talk and write! Feck me, I can hear the Abbot bitch on the tele spouting more crap than we could even dream of. The doctors surgery - Page 11 3025408739



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    Post by zdeekie on Mon 26 Jun 2017 - 10:53

    Hi everyone well after 2 months of worry I got the all clear for bowel cancer . 
    So scared I was , I got the test kit as we all do on 30 th March my 60 th birthday & did it , next thing another one arrives saying the first one was inconclusive . I did the next test which came back saying they had found blood in samples . Next thing appointment at the Friaridge hospital for a consultation, then a colonoscopy on Friday which came back clear .
    Iv never been so scared for the procedure & results but they were good . 
    They told me a lot of people just bin these tests & some even do the tests get recalled go for the consultation then refuse the colonoscopy , I couldn't believe it .
    These tests are free we need to make use of them all men & woman.
     I was lucky but things could of turned out so much different . 
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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 26 Jun 2017 - 13:13

    Ooo well done Carol The doctors surgery - Page 11 4248600970 We did have a thread on the turd capture and had a laugh,
    think 3 or 4 of us had it about the same time, I'm pleased for you, it could have been a disaster,
    like you say get busy living The doctors surgery - Page 11 294053457
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    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 26 Jun 2017 - 14:12

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 26 Jun 2017 - 16:49

    Great stuff Carol! I've had 3 tunnel inspections due to my ops. Not nice, but if it does the job get on with it! The doctors surgery - Page 11 3025408739



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    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 26 Jun 2017 - 18:16

    I've had one. There are some holes where no man should go ( or a BELTING LOOKING WOMAN gp in my case!!!!) The doctors surgery - Page 11 3025408739 The doctors surgery - Page 11 3025408739






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    Post by zdeekie on Mon 26 Jun 2017 - 18:27

    Too be honest I was that frightened I think he gave me double sedation I never stopped talking & laughing I even asked him how they train for this job ( bloody idiot I am ) he said we don't I just put it in & hope for the best The doctors surgery - Page 11 3025408739 x
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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 26 Jun 2017 - 19:16

    sounds like 18 year old sex The doctors surgery - Page 11 3025408739 Is that it  The doctors surgery - Page 11 3025408739 well i thought it was ok  The doctors surgery - Page 11 1483819851
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    Post by searcher on Mon 26 Jun 2017 - 20:10

    zdeekie wrote:Too be honest I was that frightened I think he gave me double sedation I never stopped talking & laughing I even asked him how they train for this job ( bloody idiot I am ) he said we don't I just put it in & hope for the best The doctors surgery - Page 11 3025408739 x


    I had a double ender earlier this year, lie down facing camera gear and down it went, swung the trolley round and up it went, all pretty straightforward , no sedation at all just held on to the air and gas just in case, tea and toast and on my way home , all clear by the way ,travel insurance reduction this year

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