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    Post by zdeekie on Thu 22 Dec 2016 - 16:44

    Good Afternoon Everyone x
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 22 Dec 2016 - 17:21

    Evening all. Hi



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    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 22 Dec 2016 - 17:48

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 22 Dec 2016 - 17:52

    Good evening. 62 year old wrinkly woman wants to sue Trump after being filmed pissing on his golf course in Scotland. Hope it goes viral, serves her right.



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    I've pissed on many a golf course! lol!



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 23 Dec 2016 - 2:41

    If you gotta go you gotta go but dont complain if you get caught! Think its an £80 fine if cop sees you. Nice to see Queenie and Phil have made it up to Norfolk today for Christmas. I like Phil, he makes the same sort of rude comments I do.   I shall be on the hunt tomorrow for some roasting beef at £4 per kg. Lidl and Morrissons have some allegedly. Got a nice fat one from ASDA last week but they are charging a fiver a kg and once I have removed the frigging great turkey from the freezer tomorrow I will have plenty of room. I remember when I first moved up here we went to an auction where they sold 'damaged' turkeys for silly money. Of course I got the biggest fecker there and it wouldnt fit in the oven. If I remeber correctly I chopped the legs off and stuffed them in the carcase! Seem to remember though it was mighty fine eating. One year we bought a goose. Nah, it was crap. Stick to what you know peeps. Wonder what Queenie eats on Christmas day? Swan I bet.  On my local river/canal I have noticed a big increase in the swan population. My guess is they have upped production to counteract the Poles eating the feckers.  Good morning then.



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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 23 Dec 2016 - 3:11

    Perfectspecimen wrote:If you gotta go you gotta go but dont complain if you get caught! Think its an £80 fine if cop sees you. Nice to see Queenie and Phil have made it up to Norfolk today for Christmas. I like Phil, he makes the same sort of rude comments I do.   I shall be on the hunt tomorrow for some roasting beef at £4 per kg. Lidl and Morrissons have some allegedly. Got a nice fat one from ASDA last week but they are charging a fiver a kg and once I have removed the frigging great turkey from the freezer tomorrow I will have plenty of room. I remember when I first moved up here we went to an auction where they sold 'damaged' turkeys for silly money. Of course I got the biggest fecker there and it wouldnt fit in the oven. If I remeber correctly I chopped the legs off and stuffed them in the carcase! Seem to remember though it was mighty fine eating. One year we bought a goose. Nah, it was crap. Stick to what you know peeps. Wonder what Queenie eats on Christmas day? Swan I bet.  On my local river/canal I have noticed a big increase in the swan population. My guess is they have upped production to counteract the Poles eating the feckers.  Good morning then.

    Berlin a truck drives in to a Christmas market...

    Most UK city's have Christmas markets going on...

    What does UK do, blockades any traffic going near Buckingham Palace...

    Then Liz and Phil get a cold and can't travel...

    Next they're OK to get in a helicopter...

    Wonder who the next terriost target was,,, mmmm............
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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 23 Dec 2016 - 3:33

    Oh, and on the turkey thing, my mothers side of the family had a farming background, on Christmases with that side of the family us kids job on Christmas Eve,,, pluck all the feathers out of the turkey who's  neck my grandfather had just rung...

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    Gangmaster in Kent got stung for megga bucks on the news today. Chicken farm and he employed just foreigners. Of course he paid them as little as possible, as they all do. Fact is these workers got 100% more than they could earn at home so wheres the moral problem? Yer average Indian textile worker would be over the moon earning half what they did. But then again he wouldnt have to pay 125k for his two bed terraced hovel and £1400 a year council tax...............



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    Morningall






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    Good morning members,  Dancing
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    Good Morning Everyone x
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    Post by Mermaid on Fri 23 Dec 2016 - 12:25

    good morning,2 more sleeps to go lol pressies.



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 23 Dec 2016 - 16:32

    Evening all! Sing this to "One man went to mow".

    ♫ 2 more sleeps to go
    2 more sleeps 'til Santa
    2 more sleeps 'til the big fat fella
    comes down your chimney
    and brings your presents
    and drinks your beer...
    2 more sleeps 'til Santa!♫







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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 24 Dec 2016 - 1:33

    Maybe its cos I am pissed but the tune dont fit Cam. Good morning then.



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    Morning all... Hi You must be singing the karaoke version Vince!




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    GOOD MORNING,SANTA HAS BEEN TO MY HOUSE. HE LEFT PRESSYS. HAVE A LOVELY DAY ALL.



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    Morningall. Santa was here as well. Twenty to seven the kids discovered the pressies . Have a great day everyone!






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    Morning all! Had a wee lie in!



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    Hic...

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    Oh, don't know if I mentioned it, flights booked Tenerife last two weeks March...

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    Good morning members
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    hic.



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