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    Get in the car!

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    Gypsy
     
     

    Spain Female Posts : 12409
    Join date : 2011-08-14

    Get in the car!

    Post by Gypsy on Thu 22 Dec 2016 - 9:18

    One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.
    "I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car", said the male driver.
    "No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.
    How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver?
    "No way", replied the irritated youngster.
    "What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY quid, eh"? quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
    "No, I'm not getting in the car!" answered the boy.
    "OK, I know what you want - I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies", the driver offered.
    "NO," screamed the boy.
    "What will it take to get you into the car"? asked the driver with a long sigh.

    The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda - you live with it !!!!!!!!!!!! [size=0]
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    Mcqueen
     
     

    England Male Posts : 24976
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 63
    Location : England

    Re: Get in the car!

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 22 Dec 2016 - 9:22

     sounds like our Luke and Janets yellow Renault 4
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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 38257
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 62
    Location : Scotland

    Re: Get in the car!

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 22 Dec 2016 - 18:24




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