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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 25 Nov 2016 - 17:16

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Its not April Fools day so it must be serious. Government are going to make the wearing of military medals that you havent actually been presented with illegal and up to six months jail for offenders. Thats as pathetic as the twats who wear them. Todays news. - Page 2 1498946960 If anyone out there has a German U-boat medal please give me a shout, I'll wear it next November instead of a fecking poppy.

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 25 Nov 2016 - 17:28

    Getting slightly pissed off with all the doom and gloom being peddled by all the 'remainers' out there. Now war criminal Blair has started spouting. Someone needs to shoot the cnut. Business is booming and all my kids have got jobs now, which is exactly why I voted to leave. British jobs for British people.  Todays news. - Page 2 3712204970 A weaker pound simply means we export more stuff, swings and roundabouts then. I understand Jagermeister have seen a drop in exports to UK, shame. The Whisky is going down well in Berlin.  Todays news. - Page 2 3025408739



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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 25 Nov 2016 - 19:39

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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 25 Nov 2016 - 19:52

    the world has gone pc mad. Todays news. - Page 2 1498946960






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    Post by Topdog on Sat 26 Nov 2016 - 9:01

    Offenders then
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 26 Nov 2016 - 17:33

    Someone nicked Mel Bs cases from her car in Beverly Hills. No news day then. Todays news. - Page 2 3025408739



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 26 Nov 2016 - 17:35

    Got a few story's about her, she lived round the corner from me Todays news. - Page 2 1554180325
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 26 Nov 2016 - 17:51

    I would. She likes white sausage too. Todays news. - Page 2 3025408739



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 26 Nov 2016 - 17:53

    You spent too much time with Kev  Todays news. - Page 2 1498946960
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    Post by Topdog on Sat 26 Nov 2016 - 17:59

    I sunbathe nude
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 27 Nov 2016 - 18:06

    No news again apart from the Labour Party rambling on but hardly anybody will be interested in the commie idiots and I cetainly aint.
    Right, lucky there are no gays in my village so young Terry could play football yesterday as normal. Todays news. - Page 2 3025408739 
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 29 Nov 2016 - 10:53

    Turns out a shop called Brighthouse are renting white goods to the unemployable and single mothers and are charging exhorbitant rents. Now why didnt I think of that?
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    Post by searcher on Tue 29 Nov 2016 - 14:09

    The answer is in the company name!!!
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 29 Nov 2016 - 15:59

    Today we have footage of a farmer attacking 3 swans with a crook killing 2 of them. He got fined 7.5k, not enough. Also a truck driver attacking another trucker with a shovel on a Manchester motorway. They havent got him yet even though the truck is very distinctive and appears to have tarmac or something in the back, that will be one of our traveller types then wont it? Mr Nuttall will know how to deal with him. Todays news. - Page 2 1483819851



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 30 Nov 2016 - 17:56

    Some chocolate bars are getting smaller. Jeez, Wagon Wheels will soon be bite-size then ffs. Never mind, I can lick a new fiver instead. Todays news. - Page 2 3025408739



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 30 Nov 2016 - 18:28

    Toblerone's are getting wider valleys too...



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    Post by Topdog on Wed 30 Nov 2016 - 19:46

    Mcqueen wrote:I can get a full box in my mouth Todays news. - Page 2 1483819851
    no doubt
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    Todays news. - Page 2 3025408739 I lead the others follow Todays news. - Page 2 294053457
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    Post by Topdog on Wed 30 Nov 2016 - 19:50

    Read again
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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 30 Nov 2016 - 19:53

    No need, I could predict what was coming next

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