Hermes.

Bought a new tyre, well, second hand, for my trailer off ebay last week but the seller has told me the Hermes man has returned it saying his manager has told him they no longer do car parts of ANY description. WTF???? Now Hermes is far and away the worst delivery firm out there so no skin off my nose if they dont want business but I personally reckon about half the stuff I buy on line is car parts....... They must be fecking mad............   Seller offered a refund or use a different courier so I suggested he use a proper firm.  Or I would come and collect it myself if he throws in another for free. Only in Essex innit.

You should be on "Bargain Hunt" Vince!

wonder why they won't do car parts??

Sailor said to me, " I got HERMES".I said, "you mean HERPES", he said, "no I am a carrier"

Thats actually funny!!!

Well very strange. Tyre turned up yesterday while I was out with a Hermes message: Sorry we missed you, tyre by gas bottles. Seller must have complained I guess. Hermes probably looking for a new Manager for the Chelmsford zone. All nicely wrapped up in cling film too. Reg would have transported it happily on his white seats. 

Topdog wrote:Sailor said to me, " I got HERMES".I said, "you mean HERPES", he said, "no I am a carrier"

Special mission for Topdog, Albert RN.

You remember the story of Albert RN then

Yeah, its what I done yesterday I have problems remembering.

what day