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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 18 Nov 2011 - 21:45

    One for the LR.



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    For those not familiar with Fife, all the questions make reference to small towns/villages in the Fife area such as Lochgelly, High Valleyfield, etc, I have indicated place name in bold print to assist those unfamiliar with the area.



    Q. What does a Lochgelly girl use as protection during sex?

    A. A bus shelter.



    Q. What do you call a 30 year old High Valleyfield girl?

    A. Granny.



    Q. What do you call an Oakley girl in a white tracksuit?

    A. The bride.



    Q. What’s the first question in a Kelty pub quiz?

    A. Wit u looking at ! (Translated to English:- What or who are you looking at !)



    Q. Two Kirkcaldy ned’s in a car with no music on, who’s driving?

    A. The police.



    Q. What’s the most confusing day in Ballingry?

    A. Father’s day.



    Well LR was it top marks, 6 out of 6 ???



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 18 Nov 2011 - 21:49

    Substitute most areas of uk you could.



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 18 Nov 2011 - 21:50

    Adam Mint wrote:One for the LR.



    The Fife Quiz



    For those not familiar with Fife, all the questions make reference to small towns/villages in the Fife area such as Lochgelly, High Valleyfield, etc, I have indicated place name in bold print to assist those unfamiliar with the area.



    Q. What does a Lochgelly girl use as protection during sex?

    A. A bus shelter.



    Q. What do you call a 30 year old High Valleyfield girl?

    A. Granny.



    Q. What do you call an Oakley girl in a white tracksuit?

    A. The bride.



    Q. What’s the first question in a Kelty pub quiz?

    A. Wit u looking at ! (Translated to English:- What or who are you looking at !)



    Q. Two Kirkcaldy ned’s in a car with no music on, who’s driving?

    A. The police.



    Q. What’s the most confusing day in Ballingry?

    A. Father’s day.



    Well LR was it top marks, 6 out of 6 ???



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    Very good Minty... The Fife Quiz 459784477Have you not got any about Dunfermline?



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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 18 Nov 2011 - 21:50

    The Fife Quiz 3077217049 Usually Essex girls that one, They dont do one for Leeds, The Capital of the North.
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    Post by Topdog on Fri 18 Nov 2011 - 21:55

    WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A WHITE GIRL IN LEEDS?

    You Lost.
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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 18 Nov 2011 - 22:02

    The Lone Ranger wrote:

    Very good Minty... The Fife Quiz 459784477Have you not got any about Dunfermline?



    Would not want to upset anyone from Dunfermline !

    Off to the pub now, the real one, the drinks are far to expensive in those Fantasy bars!!!

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 18 Nov 2011 - 22:04

    What do you say to a straight guy in Brighton.

    GET LOST QUICK SMART.



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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 18 Nov 2011 - 22:10

    My brother and me went to a club in Brighton one night ( called The Gloucester I think). As PS says, we got lost, quick smart The Fife Quiz 3025408739






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    Post by Topdog on Fri 18 Nov 2011 - 22:10

    Perfectspecimen wrote:What do you say to a straight guy in Brighton.

    GET LOST QUICK SMART.
    Hi Kev
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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 18 Nov 2011 - 22:12

    Who's Kev, Mary?






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    Post by Topdog on Fri 18 Nov 2011 - 22:37

    The Gloucester was OK spit and saw dust, college type club. You sure it wasn't the Pink Coconut or the curtain club, c'mon don't be shy, the door is open.
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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 18 Nov 2011 - 22:40

    I remember the Gloucester now. The brother's next door neighbour was bouncer there. 6'4" black lad, about 20 stone. He was a sound bloke, wouldn't hurt a fly. Can't remember the name of that other one though.






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    Post by Topdog on Fri 18 Nov 2011 - 23:50

    3rdforum wrote:I remember the Gloucester now. The brother's next door neighbour was bouncer there. 6'4" black lad, about 20 stone. He was a sound bloke, wouldn't hurt a fly. Can't remember the name of that other one though.
    Was he called Ellias?
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    Post by 3rdforum on Sat 19 Nov 2011 - 10:59

    Topdog wrote:
    Was he called Ellias?

    No idea TD, it was more than 20 years ago!






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    Post by Topdog on Sat 19 Nov 2011 - 13:05

    I used it a lot around that period as worked in Brighton and got in Free, with a few free jars.

    Quiz.

    From Edinburgh you cross the Fourth and get to Fife, where is Sixth?
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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 25 Nov 2011 - 19:29

    Topdog wrote:I used it a lot around that period as worked in Brighton and got in Free, with a few free jars.

    Quiz.

    From Edinburgh you cross the Fourth and get to Fife, where is Sixth?



    Seeing the recent post on the Sheik guys knocking hell out of themselves reminded me of your above post, it posed a question.

    I had no idea to the answer, so searched Google and came up with “The Sixth River”, am I correct? It’s a Punjabi film about drugs!!!The Fife Quiz 2908439648

    If I am wrong, any clues.The Fife Quiz 1498946960
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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 25 Nov 2011 - 19:30

    On the back of my last post ref the quiz question, in the intro messages, the one I received from Topdog mentioned a “Were Is This Place” thread and posted a picture of a dam system overflow channel, again I had no idea as to where the picture was, but could not find the “Were Is This Place” thread, to follow the progress of anyone else taking part, and have never seen any new posts logged against the thread, how do I find it.

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 25 Nov 2011 - 21:22

    Adam Mint wrote:On the back of my last post ref the quiz question, in the intro messages, the one I received from Topdog mentioned a “Were Is This Place” thread and posted a picture of a dam system overflow channel, again I had no idea as to where the picture was, but could not find the “Were Is This Place” thread, to follow the progress of anyone else taking part, and have never seen any new posts logged against the thread, how do I find it.

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    Is it this thread AM?
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