The Fife Quiz
For those not familiar with Fife, all the questions make reference to small towns/villages in the Fife area such as Lochgelly, High Valleyfield, etc, I have indicated place name in bold print to assist those unfamiliar with the area.
Q. What does a Lochgelly girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old High Valleyfield girl?
Q. What do you call an Oakley girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. What’s the first question in a Kelty pub quiz?
A. Wit u looking at ! (Translated to English:- What or who are you looking at !)
Q. Two Kirkcaldy ned’s in a car with no music on, who’s driving?
A. The police.
Q. What’s the most confusing day in Ballingry?
A. Father’s day.
Well LR was it top marks, 6 out of 6 ???