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    Humour.

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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 30 May 2017 - 20:42




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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 30 May 2017 - 21:12

    My mate, who you have met Cam for years had a Kylie Minogue calendar, pride of place on his wall it was, strange thing was all you could see was January, he'd glued all the other months together for some reason...

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    Post by Topdog on Wed 31 May 2017 - 11:22

    Us blokes should sell it as Glue better than the shite most places sell. "whip us up some glue luv", "sorry darling got me handsfull, help yourself"
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by zdeekie on Wed 31 May 2017 - 17:54

    Lowering the tone   x
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    Post by Topdog on Wed 31 May 2017 - 18:01

    No, not at all. That Glue you buy is shite.
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 1 Jun 2017 - 0:15

    Yip Bostic it is...
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Topdog on Thu 1 Jun 2017 - 19:26

    Campbell Brodie wrote:
    I FEEL LIKE FISH FOR DINNER
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 1 Jun 2017 - 19:27

    Bottom line
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    Post by Topdog on Thu 1 Jun 2017 - 19:29

    bends any further news will be shite
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 4 Jun 2017 - 22:06

    So, the slot at the back is that where you slot the plates in for washing...


    This took me back to Billy Connollys bike joke on the Parkinson show, he was just starting off his career, gets on Parkingson show, his manager tells him not to tell this joke, but he did:-


    Story starts he met a mate in the pub:-


     “How’s it going? Fine. How’s the wife? Oh she’s dead. What? I murdered her this morning. You’re kidding me on! No, I’ll show you, if you like. So he goes away up to his tenement building, through the close, and there’s a big mound of earth there and, sure enough, there’s a bum sticking out. He says, ‘Is that her?’ He says, ‘aye.’ He says, ‘Why’d you leave her bum sticking out?’ He says, ‘I need somewhere to park my bike.’



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    Re: Humour.

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