Is that what your in at the moment...
Humour.
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Feckin' thing went years ago!
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What did...
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Husband shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and the contractions are only 2 minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor. "No, this is her husband!"
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Had to read that twice...
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Some queer feckers out there 
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Joke on radio Forth today, name a flightless large bird from Iceland
Frozen turkey
Frozen turkey
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Campbell Brodie wrote:
I have a phobia about Jehovah's witnesses
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Not in Russia...
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That Holliday Annie was on in Tenerife with the bunch of girls when she ended up in hospital, on the first day one of the girls falls asleep lying on her back on a sunbed, wakes up severely sunburnt, front of her body a complete mess, burnt red, skin pealing etc, but the back of her body pure white, she never went back in the sun the rest of the holiday, so what do her sympathetic mates do,,, nickname her Crabstick, the names stuck with her...
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That's shite...
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