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    Humour.

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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 20 May 2017 - 20:29

    Is that what your in at the moment...
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 20 May 2017 - 20:45

    Feckin' thing went years ago!





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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 20 May 2017 - 21:05

    What did...
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 20 May 2017 - 21:36

    Husband shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and the contractions are only 2 minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor. "No, this is her husband!"



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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 20 May 2017 - 21:57

    Had to read that twice...

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 22 May 2017 - 20:30

    Some queer feckers out there
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    Post by searcher on Mon 22 May 2017 - 22:53

    Joke on radio Forth today, name a flightless large bird from Iceland




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    Re: Humour.

    Post by searcher on Thu 25 May 2017 - 20:55

    Campbell Brodie wrote:
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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 26 May 2017 - 1:07

    Not in Russia...
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 27 May 2017 - 16:26

    That Holliday Annie was on in Tenerife with the bunch of girls when she ended up in hospital, on the first day one of the girls falls asleep lying on her back on a sunbed, wakes up severely sunburnt, front of her body a complete mess, burnt red, skin pealing etc, but the back of her body pure white, she never went back in the sun the rest of the holiday, so what do her sympathetic mates do,,, nickname her Crabstick, the names stuck with her...

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    Re: Humour.

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 27 May 2017 - 22:37

    That's shite...

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