Humour.
Adam Mint-
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Is that what your in at the moment...
Campbell Brodie-
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- Post n°952
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Feckin' thing went years ago!


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Campbell Brodie-
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Husband shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and the contractions are only 2 minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor. "No, this is her husband!"

Adam Mint-
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Had to read that twice...


Campbell Brodie-
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Mcqueen-
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- Post n°959
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Some queer feckers out there



Campbell Brodie-
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searcher-
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- Post n°961
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Joke on radio Forth today, name a flightless large bird from Iceland
Frozen turkey
Frozen turkey
Campbell Brodie-
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Campbell Brodie-
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searcher-
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Campbell Brodie wrote:
I have a phobia about Jehovah's witnesses
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Campbell Brodie-
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Adam Mint-
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That Holliday Annie was on in Tenerife with the bunch of girls when she ended up in hospital, on the first day one of the girls falls asleep lying on her back on a sunbed, wakes up severely sunburnt, front of her body a complete mess, burnt red, skin pealing etc, but the back of her body pure white, she never went back in the sun the rest of the holiday, so what do her sympathetic mates do,,, nickname her Crabstick, the names stuck with her...



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