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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 30 Dec 2016 - 19:01

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 30 Dec 2016 - 20:02

    Veet for men review... Humour. - Page 21 3025408739

    This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Cream 200 ml (Personal Care)
    I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin, so for the past few years I've used a shaver. However the hair keeps growing back which means every 6 months I have to spend 20 minutes trimming again. As I'm sure you've realise this is valuable time I cannot waste. So I decided to get to the root of the problem and purchased this product.

    Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
    Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.

    However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.

    In summary:

    Pros: A small expense, certainly didn't burn a hole in my pocket.

    Cons: Did burn a hole in my scrotum

    All in all an effective and reasonably priced product - 3 Stars.



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    Post by Adam Mint Fri 30 Dec 2016 - 21:20

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Humour. - Page 21 1483819851 Don't care... Humour. - Page 21 3025408739

    But someone close to you does...
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    Post by Adam Mint Fri 30 Dec 2016 - 21:31

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Humour. - Page 21 Captu101

    About two years back its pool night, after pool bunch of hit the bars in the area we play pool in, bars in that area shut about 2pm on a Wednesday but we're still up for a bit more drink so we jump a black cab to a karaoke bar that's open to four/five, as we pull up at the bar I say it ok lads I'll get this one, I pull a tenner or whatever from my pocket and pass it over my shoulder to the driver, mates start rolling about in hysterics,,, nobody told me I was sitting in the back seat...

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 31 Dec 2016 - 14:11

    Humour. - Page 21 3025408739 I saw something about this! 6 Brazilian sisters invented the Brazilian wax!



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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 1 Jan 2017 - 14:48

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 4 Jan 2017 - 20:09

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    Post by Adam Mint Thu 5 Jan 2017 - 18:51

    All the oxygen masks drop down out of the overhead rack on the aeroplane, passengers automatically put them on, air hostess rushes in to the cockpit to see what's happing, comes out says both pilots have passed out and the planes out of control can anybody fly a plane,,, Dermo stands up, all the passengers instantly remove their oxygen masks..........

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