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    What are you doing today??

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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 13 Jul 2016 - 14:53

    Bassa's. Just met up with Dermot, he even paid for lunch so he's my new best friend.
    Nice lad nearly as nice as me, Janet said he's a nice lad, so he must be, I'm easily bought tho
    So thats me today, well apart from a session in the rates place trying to pay my ibi's, wrong name on a form, WTF  What are you doing today?? - Page 2 1498946960
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    Post by Topdog on Wed 13 Jul 2016 - 16:40

    Yeah he said he would meet you see if you really look like Les Dennis
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    Post by searcher on Wed 13 Jul 2016 - 17:03

    Had the carpet fitters in today ,lovely job too, we only get one roadside uplift from the council per year so phoned this guy in town ,he quoted £60 as he says we live in the sticks it's more expensive, o.k bite the bullet £60 down the Swanee, well carpet fitters cut the old carpets into bite sized peices that fitted in the car, calls the greedy bassa ,cancelled the uplift and took the carpets to the tip myself ,well chuffed, brass in pocket  



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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 13 Jul 2016 - 17:14

    Same sorta shit goes on in Manchester, few years back I got new lounge furniture so I'm stuck with a settee and two arm chairs, ripped the outer covering and padding  off, tightly folded that fitted in to about six Asda bags, broke up the wooden frame and that fitted in to another half dozen or so, three or four in the bottom of the bin each week and it was gone...

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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 13 Jul 2016 - 18:04

    Met McQueen and his, far too good for him, wife, Helen Mirren.  Got a bit much with all the autograph hunters bothering us, so I put on my cap and shades and things quitened down after that.  What are you doing today?? - Page 2 3025408739. Seriously though, had a great time with them both. Looking forward to the next meet already  What are you doing today?? - Page 2 294053457 What are you doing today?? - Page 2 294053457






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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 13 Jul 2016 - 18:15

    Janet knows how lucky she is, I keep reminding her, lunch by the beach what more could you want, we are lucky us formers, I'm on a frigging I pad so that's why it's a bit hit and miss
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 13 Jul 2016 - 18:28

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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 13 Jul 2016 - 18:32

    Forumer, frigging I pads
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 13 Jul 2016 - 18:35

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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 13 Jul 2016 - 19:56

    searcher wrote:Went for a haircut this morning, sat beside a bairn about 6 years old , he had his footie cards with him and he started showing them to me,I said "bet you don't have one of Ronaldo with a bandage on his leg" no he said ,well I've got one I said.where did you get said he , from my big brother I told him, well we had a laugh and the barber called him to get his hair cut "how do you want it" I said he wants a Ronaldo,,and the wee man says" aye a Ronaldo" well the barber only does it for him , it looked great, he was over the moon and his mum was in tears  lovely moment
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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 13 Jul 2016 - 20:00

    The Lone Ranger wrote:What are you doing today?? - Page 2 3025408739 What are you doing today?? - Page 2 3025408739 Where are you taking the lucky lady for dinner tonight?
    . McDonald's. He already had lunch covered. No need to spoil a perfect day What are you doing today?? - Page 2 3025408739 What are you doing today?? - Page 2 3025408739 What are you doing today?? - Page 2 3025408739






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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 14 Jul 2016 - 3:04

    Didnt do Freds cambelt today, he said he got sidetracked........ What are you doing today?? - Page 2 2419626307
    Got the grinder out instead and found many more holes on the other side of my campervan. In fact the centre sill is pretty much beyond repair so I will set about making a new one. Not something I have ever done before but I have some sheet steel so we shall see. Strange really because the entire front has been replaced from bumper to roof, both side steps under the front doors, sill and step on nearside sliding door and the rear lower section. This would have had to have been the easiest bit. Someone has spent a considerable amount of time and money on this and its mechanically very good so thats why I'm doing it. Still 229 left of this van on Britains roads, VW LT 35E Diesel, but getting rarer each year. Google 'How Many Left' if you want to find your old banger. I was surprised to note my Panda 750 Mania is one of only 11. What are you doing today?? - Page 2 2419626307



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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 14 Jul 2016 - 16:51

    Today Mathew I had need to pass through Piccadilly station, so stopped for a beer, they've got a promo going on for the new Gostbuster film with the Gostbuster car being on display plus a couple of dolly birds dressed up in Gostbuster outfits, there is also a rack of Gostbuster outfits, backpacks and guns for members of the public to put on and be photographed, you'd think the kids would be queuing to do it,,, wrong,,, it's the adults...
    Photos show four audult femails at the rear of the car getting the Gostbuster kit on for the dolly birds to photograph them with their own cameras in front of the car, and it isn't just the femails, guys as well...

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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 14 Jul 2016 - 16:54

    mmmm, seams to have loaded same photo three times, I didn't select that,,, take two...

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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 14 Jul 2016 - 17:33

    Well not today Mathew but actually last night I managed to put my foot right in the do do,,, it was pool night, one of the guys (Junior) playing I hadn't seen for a bit, Juniors a small guy probably in his early sixties, he's got a bit of a tight fitting top on and I notice it looks as if he's putting a bit weight on, so I shout out to him as he's playing "Hey you've got a not bad pair of tits there Junior", he turns round, lifts his top and jiggles a decent pair of tits in my face... What are you doing today?? - Page 2 2419626307What are you doing today?? - Page 2 2419626307What are you doing today?? - Page 2 2419626307

    Lad sitting next to me says "don't you know it's the side effect from the drugs he's on for prostrate cancer",,, Oops...

    So I shout back to Junior "sorry didn't know, but out of curiosity do you play with them while you wank"...

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 14 Jul 2016 - 18:01

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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 14 Jul 2016 - 18:21

    Apart from cutting the end of my finger off  What are you doing today?? - Page 2 2419626307 most of the morning in the rates department. And searching for Sun lounges. And not a lot really  What are you doing today?? - Page 2 1498946960
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 14 Jul 2016 - 18:25

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    Post by Gypsy on Thu 14 Jul 2016 - 19:07

    Mcqueen wrote:Apart from cutting the end of my finger off  What are you doing today?? - Page 2 2419626307 most of the morning in the rates department. And searching for Sun lounges. And not a lot really  What are you doing today?? - Page 2 1498946960
    Thought you were doing that in February - what do you want gold plated ones.  What are you doing today?? - Page 2 3275847336
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    Post by Mermaid on Thu 14 Jul 2016 - 20:29

    Adam Mint wrote:Well not today Mathew but actually last night I managed to put my foot right in the do do,,, it was pool night, one of the guys (Junior) playing I hadn't seen for a bit, Juniors a small guy probably in his early sixties, he's got a bit of a tight fitting top on and I notice it looks as if he's putting a bit weight on, so I shout out to him as he's playing "Hey you've got a not bad pair of tits there Junior", he turns round, lifts his top and jiggles a decent pair of tits in my face... What are you doing today?? - Page 2 2419626307What are you doing today?? - Page 2 2419626307What are you doing today?? - Page 2 2419626307

    Lad sitting next to me says "don't you know it's the side effect from the drugs he's on for prostrate cancer",,, Oops...

    So I shout back to Junior "sorry didn't know, but out of curiosity do you play with them while you wank"...

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    I hope that poor guy did not take offence,that was some oops.



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    Post by zdeekie on Thu 14 Jul 2016 - 23:04

    Mcqueen wrote:Apart from cutting the end of my finger off  What are you doing today?? - Page 2 2419626307 most of the morning in the rates department. And searching for Sun lounges. And not a lot really  What are you doing today?? - Page 2 1498946960

    NO SUN BEDS YET What are you doing today?? - Page 2 3561243520 X
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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 15 Jul 2016 - 10:38

    Ambushed 1 at the place at chafiras, well its a chair type thing when you lean back a foot stool pops out, i never lay out so dont really need 2, but i may get another  What are you doing today?? - Page 2 3275847336 when they have no more  What are you doing today?? - Page 2 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 15 Jul 2016 - 10:49

    The Lone Ranger wrote:What did you do? What are you doing today?? - Page 2 1498946960
    Stanley knife  What are you doing today?? - Page 2 1498946960  I knew i would do because i was cutting towards me which you never do, Janet walked in as was bleeding all over the sink,
    It looked bad because i was running it under the tap, 3 litres later i stopped it with a jubilee clip, training you see,  this morning i took it off and it had stopped,  What are you doing today?? - Page 2 3025408739
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 15 Jul 2016 - 11:07

    A man always has a handy Jubilee clip. You need to be careful doing them up though in case the screwdriver slips and you cut yourself............



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 15 Jul 2016 - 16:18

    Perfectspecimen wrote:A man always has a handy Jubilee clip. You need to be careful doing them up though in case the screwdriver slips and you cut yourself............

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