Nice lad nearly as nice as me, Janet said he's a nice lad, so he must be, I'm easily bought tho
So thats me today, well apart from a session in the rates place trying to pay my ibi's, wrong name on a form, WTF
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searcher wrote:Went for a haircut this morning, sat beside a bairn about 6 years old , he had his footie cards with him and he started showing them to me,I said "bet you don't have one of Ronaldo with a bandage on his leg" no he said ,well I've got one I said.where did you get said he , from my big brother I told him, well we had a laugh and the barber called him to get his hair cut "how do you want it" I said he wants a Ronaldo,,and the wee man says" aye a Ronaldo" well the barber only does it for him , it looked great, he was over the moon and his mum was in tears lovely moment
. McDonald's. He already had lunch covered. No need to spoil a perfect dayThe Lone Ranger wrote: Where are you taking the lucky lady for dinner tonight?
Thought you were doing that in February - what do you want gold plated ones.Mcqueen wrote:Apart from cutting the end of my finger off most of the morning in the rates department. And searching for Sun lounges. And not a lot really
I hope that poor guy did not take offence,that was some oops.Adam Mint wrote:Well not today Mathew but actually last night I managed to put my foot right in the do do,,, it was pool night, one of the guys (Junior) playing I hadn't seen for a bit, Juniors a small guy probably in his early sixties, he's got a bit of a tight fitting top on and I notice it looks as if he's putting a bit weight on, so I shout out to him as he's playing "Hey you've got a not bad pair of tits there Junior", he turns round, lifts his top and jiggles a decent pair of tits in my face...
Lad sitting next to me says "don't you know it's the side effect from the drugs he's on for prostrate cancer",,, Oops...
So I shout back to Junior "sorry didn't know, but out of curiosity do you play with them while you wank"...
Mcqueen wrote:Apart from cutting the end of my finger off most of the morning in the rates department. And searching for Sun lounges. And not a lot really
Stanley knife I knew i would do because i was cutting towards me which you never do, Janet walked in as was bleeding all over the sink,The Lone Ranger wrote:What did you do?
Perfectspecimen wrote:A man always has a handy Jubilee clip. You need to be careful doing them up though in case the screwdriver slips and you cut yourself............