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    Spider bite puts man in hospital

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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Spider bite puts man in hospital

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 1 Jul 2016 - 12:55




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    Re: Spider bite puts man in hospital

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 1 Jul 2016 - 13:16

    mmm, I got bit on my calf and it turned nasty weeks later, Quack put me on antibiotics and it cleared up, I now have what looks like a bruise
    I still look good tho
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    Re: Spider bite puts man in hospital

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 1 Jul 2016 - 13:21

    Women like scars...makes them feel they've married a warrior.



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    Re: Spider bite puts man in hospital

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 1 Jul 2016 - 13:31

    Really Right i have appendix, 3 key hole for hernia, 2 on my nuts from being tuned up, all along under my top lip from having a tumour removed from sinuses attached to bone from eye socket down the mouth, about 2" inch square, 1 at the side of left eye because it dropped after tumour removed, and one on my pecker to have 3" removed because it was classed a dangerous weapon 
    That should stir the women up
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    Re: Spider bite puts man in hospital

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 1 Jul 2016 - 13:44




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    Re: Spider bite puts man in hospital

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 1 Jul 2016 - 16:19

    I was grateful of the last one, it kept getting trapped in lift doors
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    Re: Spider bite puts man in hospital

    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 1 Jul 2016 - 17:32

    I'm in feckin tears here. 


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    Re: Spider bite puts man in hospital

    Post by Gypsy on Fri 1 Jul 2016 - 17:32

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