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    Jack gets a contract!

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 3:12

    Well for the past year or so Jack, one of my offspring, has been working for Fenland District Council as a dustman but has been working for one of those agency type set ups. At first he had to turn up at the yard at 6am and if they wanted him he would get a days work. As time has gone on and he has proved reliable so he has progressed to working every day. Anyway on Monday they called him in for an interview for a permanent (proper job) with a contract, albeit only 3 months but thats a giant leap in these days of zero hours shite. Not everyones cup of tea I know but he enjoys the job and gets a nice suntan into the bargain too! Upshot is he gets contract so well done Jack! I will have a word with him tomorrow about getting one of those Council flats........... Oh, my old mans a dustman, he lives............... Jack gets a contract! 3025408739 
    He apparently has accrued about 14 days holiday pay too. Silly fecker hasnt applied for a replacement passport from his kiddie one. Bad move Jack, could have been your round in Sundowners......... Jack gets a contract! 2419626307



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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 7:32

    Well done Jack Jack gets a contract! 294053457 head down and press on Jack gets a contract! 3318427985
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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 8:55

    Well done to the young man! Jack gets a contract! 294053457






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    Post by zdeekie on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 10:28

    Always nice to here , well done Jack good on you x
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    Post by Gypsy on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 11:59

    He should be really proud of himself, well done Jack.
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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 12:02

    Must take after his mother Jack gets a contract! 3025408739
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    Post by angusjim on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 13:20

    Good to hear of someone making a clean start Jack gets a contract! 3025408739 hope all goes well for him Jack gets a contract! 3318427985
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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 14:58

    Probably turn in to one of the slowest bin rounds in the area, Vince will have him searching through all the bins to see if there is anything worth keeping...

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 17:08

    Vince: "Bring back anything that looks alright Jack". Feckin' Steptoe and Son! Jack gets a contract! 3025408739 Well done to him though. Ain't easy finding work nowadays. Talking about work, see what I saw on a trailer today...this is what the Senior Technician used to drive about in.

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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 17:18

    Vauxhall Viva HA van Jack gets a contract! 3025408739  clutches the size of a watch  Jack gets a contract! 1498946960
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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 17:33

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Vince: "Bring back anything that looks alright Jack". Feckin' Steptoe and Son!  Jack gets a contract! 3025408739 Well done to him though. Ain't easy finding work nowadays. Talking about work, see what I saw on a trailer today...this is what the Senior Technician used to drive about in.

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    How feckin senior was he??






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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 17:39

    He was one step above a gang foreman and one below Inspector (Manager now). Basically he was the same rank I am now... Jack gets a contract! 294053457



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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 18:03

    Will you get a Viva then  Transport  Jack gets a contract! 3025408739
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 18:05

    I get a wee vauxhall Corsa with a pretty flashing beacon on top... Jack gets a contract! 3025408739



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 18:06

    Plus, because it's a hatchback you can't put a ladder rack on it! Jack gets a contract! 3025408739 No climbing poles for me then...



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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 18:07

    The man got brains! Jack gets a contract! 3025408739 Jack gets a contract! 3025408739 Jack gets a contract! 3025408739 Jack gets a contract! 294053457






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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 18:19

    The Lone Ranger wrote:I get a wee vauxhall Corsa with a pretty flashing beacon on top... Jack gets a contract! 3025408739

    I once towed a guy about 60 miles up the M1 with the strobe lights going, when we got to base camp he was hypnotized and in a deep coma Jack gets a contract! 3025408739
    I checked his wallet for his wifes phone number but it was empty, so he slept it of for 3 days Jack gets a contract! 2419626307 Jack gets a contract! 2419626307
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 18:25

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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 18:35

    I once towed a car on a car ambulance for 20 miles with the handbrake on Jack gets a contract! 3025408739 Jack gets a contract! 3025408739 

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 18:51

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Vince: "Bring back anything that looks alright Jack". Feckin' Steptoe and Son!  Jack gets a contract! 3025408739 Well done to him though. Ain't easy finding work nowadays. Talking about work, see what I saw on a trailer today...this is what the Senior Technician used to drive about in.

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    Jack rides a motorbike, he doesnt want a car so I dont think anything good will be collected.
    Never had one of those but had an ex telecom yellow Commer van when I had a greengrocer shop.



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 18:57

    Was it a hi-top or just the normal roof?



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 19:01

    I've got a wee 1:76 scale model land rover...

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 19:09

    Normal roof Cam. We didnt sell bamboo.



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 19:21

    Yeah, but you could stand upright in the hi-top. Mind you, I could stand upright in the normal top... Jack gets a contract! 3025408739



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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 8 Jun 2016 - 19:27

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