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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    4 people in a train...

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 28 Apr 2016 - 9:38



    4 people in the carriage of a train - a Scotsman, a pretty young blonde girl, an ugly old woman and an Englishman.
    It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the tunnel the Englishman is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his cheek.
    The old lady thinks: "I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the dark and she slapped him."
    The pretty young blonde thinks: "I bet the Englishman tried to fondle me in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him."
    The Englishman thinks: "I bet that the Scotsman fondled the blonde in the dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me."
    The Scotsman thinks: "I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so I can slap that English twat again."



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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: 4 people in a train...

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 28 Apr 2016 - 10:19

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    Topdog
     
     

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    Re: 4 people in a train...

    Post by Topdog on Thu 28 Apr 2016 - 12:05

    NEXT Tunnel, English man is wise and fondles the old lady and leaves a Scottish Fiver on her lap



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    innit
     
     

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    Re: 4 people in a train...

    Post by innit on Thu 28 Apr 2016 - 12:42

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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: 4 people in a train...

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 28 Apr 2016 - 13:13

    English mans a twat, old lady would have given him a fiver to do it...

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    Re: 4 people in a train...

    Post by Topdog on Thu 28 Apr 2016 - 15:36

    See proves Scottish Twat, so that the others thought it was the Sweaty




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