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New Element Discovered In Scotland

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BobMac
 
 

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New Element Discovered In Scotland

Post by BobMac on Thu 7 May 2015 - 17:10

Researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Sturgium (symbol=Snp), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks. Since Sturgium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Sturgium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete Sturgium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Sturgium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Sturgium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass. When catalysed with money, Sturgium becomes Holyroodium (symbol=Hm), an element that radiates just as much energy as Sturgium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.



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Re: New Element Discovered In Scotland

Post by 3rdforum on Thu 7 May 2015 - 17:12

  Wait til Minty sees this. Talk about adding fuel to the fire






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Re: New Element Discovered In Scotland

Post by BobMac on Thu 7 May 2015 - 17:14

Found it on The Scotsman discussion forum and couldn't resist passing it on !!



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Re: New Element Discovered In Scotland

Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 7 May 2015 - 17:55

That's very clever that!



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Re: New Element Discovered In Scotland

Post by Adam Mint on Thu 7 May 2015 - 18:32

3rdforum wrote:   Wait til Minty sees this. Talk about adding fuel to the fire

I'm saying nothing...









Cos that says it all.............

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Re: New Element Discovered In Scotland

Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 7 May 2015 - 19:33

Must be a similar one called Foragium, symbol= fg. When the fog clears we may learn more. 



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