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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Animal joke.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 17 Oct 2014 - 18:07

    One bright sunny day, an Aberdonian was riding his horse into town with his dog and his sheep along beside them. They came across a stranger who was travelling in the opposite direction, and began the following conversation:
    Stranger: "Hey, that's a cool dog you've got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
    Aberdonian: "The Dog disnae talk."
    Stranger: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
    Dog: "Doin' alright."...
    Aberdonian: Look of shock.
    Stranger: "Is this man your owner?" (pointing at Aberdonian)
    Dog:: "Yep"
    Stranger: "How does he treat you?"
    Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the loch once a week to play."
    Aberdonian: Look of total disbelief.
    Stranger: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
    Aberdonian: "My Horse disnae talk."
    Stranger: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
    Horse: "Cool."
    Aberdonian: Extreme look of shock.
    Stranger: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at Aberdonian)
    Horse: "Yep"
    Stranger: "How's he treat you?"
    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
    Aberdonian: Total look of utter amazement.
    Stranger: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?
    Aberdonian: "The sheep's a bloody liar.



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    Re: Animal joke.

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 17 Oct 2014 - 18:51

      I thought whats an Aberdonian I worked it out, I'm quick like that
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    3rdforum
     
     

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    Re: Animal joke.

    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 17 Oct 2014 - 18:58







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    Re: Animal joke.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 17 Oct 2014 - 19:00

    This is Hamish, he lives in a field near Callander...




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    Re: Animal joke.

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 17 Oct 2014 - 19:01

    Wants to get an hair cut, cant see where he's off
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    Re: Animal joke.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 17 Oct 2014 - 19:04

    Keeps the snow from blinding him...



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