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    June Jokes

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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    June Jokes

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 2 Jun 2014 - 18:42

    Teacher says to little Tommy "Why wernt you at school yesterday"
    Tommy says "My grandfather got burnt"
    Teacher say "Badly ?" Little Tommy says "Yes they dont mess about at the Crematorium  
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    Re: June Jokes

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 2 Jun 2014 - 18:44

    I was at Tesco this afternoon when a lady dropped dead in front of me,
    I felt sorry for her - she had just bought a bag for life  
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    Re: June Jokes

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 2 Jun 2014 - 18:46

    A friend of mine says he is making love to twins, I said how can you tell the difference
    He said her brother has a moustache  

    My word blindness missed a T out,  


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    Re: June Jokes

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 2 Jun 2014 - 18:49

    A charity pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics and homosexuals decended into chaos yesterday
    when somebody shouted "He's behind you"  
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    Re: June Jokes

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 2 Jun 2014 - 19:25

       I liked the last one best!   lol! 



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    Re: June Jokes

    Post by Gypsy on Mon 2 Jun 2014 - 19:45

      





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    Re: June Jokes

    Post by Gypsy on Mon 2 Jun 2014 - 19:47

    Thanks for those Steve, enjoyed the laugh.






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    Re: June Jokes

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 2 Jun 2014 - 20:10

    St Ives have the worst thieving Seagulls i ever come across   
    You buy fish and chips in a steel container  
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    Re: June Jokes

    Post by Mermaid on Mon 2 Jun 2014 - 21:28

    liked the jokes



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