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    Logic from an uncluttered mind...

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    Cruella de Vil
     
     

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    Logic from an uncluttered mind...

    Post by Cruella de Vil on Mon 5 May 2014 - 20:29

    'little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. 
    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. 
    The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. 
    The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' 
    The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'




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    Cruella de Vil
     
     

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    Re: Logic from an uncluttered mind...

    Post by Cruella de Vil on Mon 5 May 2014 - 20:30

    WTF how are we supposed to read this????????????

    Mermaid wrote:Have sorted it




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    Re: Logic from an uncluttered mind...

    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 5 May 2014 - 22:30

    Sort what?? Welcome back Cru!






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    Re: Logic from an uncluttered mind...

    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 5 May 2014 - 22:30

    Cruella de Vil wrote: 'little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. 
    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. 
    The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. 
    The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' 
    The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'
       






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    Gypsy
     
     

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    Re: Logic from an uncluttered mind...

    Post by Gypsy on Tue 6 May 2014 - 8:55

    Welcome back from me too  Hi 





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    Mermaid
     
     

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    Re: Logic from an uncluttered mind...

    Post by Mermaid on Tue 6 May 2014 - 12:03

    woo hoo Cru is back   



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    Re: Logic from an uncluttered mind...

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 6 May 2014 - 18:50

    What you been up to Cru?  Hi 



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    Re: Logic from an uncluttered mind...

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 6 May 2014 - 19:59

    Yes, welcome back from me.  



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    Re: Logic from an uncluttered mind...

    Post by Topdog on Tue 6 May 2014 - 20:04

    Hi Linda



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    Re: Logic from an uncluttered mind...

    Post by Gypsy on Tue 6 May 2014 - 22:15

    Looks like she's gone again   





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    Re: Logic from an uncluttered mind...

    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 6 May 2014 - 22:35

    Here today gone tomorrow posters...

      

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