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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Chicken and the donkey...

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 15 Feb 2014 - 10:19

    On the farm lived a Chicken and a Donkey, both of whom  loved to play together. One day, the two were playing
    when the Donkey fell into a bog and began to sink.  Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee-hawed' for the
    chicken to go get the Farmer for help!
     
    Off the Chicken ran, back to the farm.. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the Farmer, but to
    no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the
    Farmer's new Z-3 silver BMW.
     
    Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken started the beautiful motor car and sped off with a length of
    rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the Donkey was surprised, but
    happy, to see the Chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and  he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the
    Chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the Farmer's car, the Chicken then
    drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the Donkey!
     
    Happy and proud, the Chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the Farmer was none the wiser when he
    returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
     
    A few weeks later, would you believe, the Chicken fell  into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and
    cried out to the Donkey to save his life! The Donkey thought for a moment, walked over, and straddled the
    large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the Chicken to grab his Willie and he would then lift him out of
    the pit. The Chicken got a Good grip, and the Donkey pulled him up and out, saving his life.
     
     
     
     
    And the moral of the story?
     
     
     
     
     
    When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to
    pick up a chick.



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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: Chicken and the donkey...

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 15 Feb 2014 - 11:02

     
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    3rdforum
     
     

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    Re: Chicken and the donkey...

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    Mischief Maker
     
     

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    Re: Chicken and the donkey...

    Post by Mischief Maker on Tue 18 Feb 2014 - 14:10

     
    that was brilliant!




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