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    McTavish's Will

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    BobMac
     
     

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    McTavish's Will

    Post by BobMac on Mon 10 Feb 2014 - 19:48


    Edinburgh man Wullie McTavish is on his deathbed, and knows the end is near.  He is with the nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons.
     
    "So", he says to them:   "Bernie, I want you to take the Baid Hills houses."
     
    "Sybil, you can have  the flats over in Morningside and Bruntsfield.
     
    "Tam, I want you to take the offices in Charlotte Square".
     
    "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings in the New Town."
     
    The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Wullie slips away, she says, Mrs McTavish, your husband  must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated all this property." 
     
    Sarah replies,  "Property? .........the bugger has a paper-round!"  




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    Re: McTavish's Will

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    Re: McTavish's Will

    Post by Mermaid on Mon 10 Feb 2014 - 20:47

    brilliant



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    Re: McTavish's Will

    Post by Gypsy on Mon 10 Feb 2014 - 22:28

    Oh bugger my sides are aching, that was so funny.    





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    Re: McTavish's Will

    Post by searcher on Mon 10 Feb 2014 - 23:24

    It's true what they say about Edinburgh folk "FUR COAT AND NAE KNICKERS" big paper round though  

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