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    Little Johnny

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    BobMac
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 501
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    Little Johnny

    Post by BobMac on Sun 29 Dec 2013 - 10:58

    A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.


    Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"


    Johnny: "No, he's in the shower."

    Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?"

    Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower, too."

    Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?"

    Johnny: "Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead."










    Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday.

    Johnny's father says, "We have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off! There won't be a $200 bike this year."

    Two days later, Little Johnny walks out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. His father asks him why he's leaving.

    Johnny says, "Early this morning, I was walking past your room, and I heard you tell Mommy that you were pulling out, and Mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, and I'll be damned if I'll get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!"



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    3rdforum
     
     

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    Re: Little Johnny

    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 29 Dec 2013 - 12:54

              






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    Mermaid
     
     

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    Re: Little Johnny

    Post by Mermaid on Sun 29 Dec 2013 - 17:00




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