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    A Blonde Man Joke

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    BobMac
     
     

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    A Blonde Man Joke

    Post by BobMac on Thu 5 Dec 2013 - 15:52

    The Naked Cowboy


    A Sheriff in a small town in Wyoming walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.
     
    As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking
     around like this?'
     
    The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff,
     I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. 

     
    We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt.... So I did.
     
    Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.....
     So I did. 
     

    Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts..... So I did. 

    Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,   'Now go to town cowboy. ' 
     
    'And here I am.' 
     
    Son of a Gun. Blond Men do exist!




    First time I have ever seen a Blond Man Joke !  


    Last edited by BobMac on Thu 5 Dec 2013 - 16:21; edited 2 times in total



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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: A Blonde Man Joke

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 5 Dec 2013 - 15:58

    I'm all off centre  
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    Re: A Blonde Man Joke

    Post by BobMac on Thu 5 Dec 2013 - 16:22

    Mcqueen wrote:I'm all off centre  
    I've edited it to make it look normal !!!



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    Re: A Blonde Man Joke

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 5 Dec 2013 - 18:39

    BobMac wrote:
    Mcqueen wrote:I'm all off centre  
    I've edited it to make it look normal !!!
      Thanks Bob  

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