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    Age creeping up innit

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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Age creeping up innit

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 14 Nov 2013 - 21:39

    Janet said  "Hows your new slippers" "Fine said i" " Have you tried them on the right feet yet,  " Just about to said i "   Other day it was "Your shirts hanging out " 
    It was, out of my fly   Looked like i had a blue checked pecker  
    She just shakes her head   Well i'm too busy to be looking in mirrors
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    Re: Age creeping up innit

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 14 Nov 2013 - 21:44

    Tut tut, you have destroyed the lady killer image now........Slippers!



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    Re: Age creeping up innit

    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 14 Nov 2013 - 21:46

    Might have told this one before. A mate of mine was on holiday in Turkey with his wife and 2 friends. He spilled a load of beer over himself one night and went back to the apt to change. Couldn't find any trousers so put on a pair of boxers. When he went back to the pub he went straight to the bar. He was standing with 2 elbows on the bar and one leg crossed in front of the other. He could hear his Mrs shouting at him but as usual, ignored her. After a few minutes, he was wondering what everyone was laughing at. Then a Turkish bloke came up to him and put his arm around him. The Mrs came running up and shouted "Chris you feckin eejit, your boxers are on the wrong way round"! He was standing there with his big hairy hole on view to everyone   No wonder the Turkish fellas were putting their arms around him.!






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    Re: Age creeping up innit

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 14 Nov 2013 - 21:46

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Tut tut, you have destroyed the lady killer image now........Slippers!

    Nah, There opened toe slippers, they look tempting enough  
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    Re: Age creeping up innit

    Post by innit on Thu 14 Nov 2013 - 21:56

    Mcqueen wrote:
    Perfectspecimen wrote:Tut tut, you have destroyed the lady killer image now........Slippers!

    Nah, There opened toe slippers, they look tempting enough  
    Any bells on so she know when you are coming.
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    Re: Age creeping up innit

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 14 Nov 2013 - 22:01

    Ha Ha, when she was 15 - 16 she had bell bottom jeans with bells on the side, I could decide wether to open the door before she knocked, Motor bike or play with her bits  
    Bike usually won, What an idiot  
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    Re: Age creeping up innit

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 14 Nov 2013 - 22:24

    Wasnt an 'Indian' your bike was it?



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    Re: Age creeping up innit

    Post by Topdog on Thu 14 Nov 2013 - 22:43

    Bought my missus a pair of slippers and a vibrator for Christmas, if she don't like the slippers, she can go feck herself.



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    Re: Age creeping up innit

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 14 Nov 2013 - 23:04

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Wasnt an 'Indian' your bike was it?
    Nah, BSA, lad at Janets work has an Indian  
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    Re: Age creeping up innit

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 14 Nov 2013 - 23:18

    Topdog wrote:Bought my missus a pair of slippers and a vibrator for Christmas, if she don't like the slippers, she can go feck herself.
    Yeah yeah yeah. She beats you with the slippers and rams the vibrator up your ass holding you down by your pony tail.



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    Re: Age creeping up innit

    Post by Topdog on Thu 14 Nov 2013 - 23:36

    So what



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    Re: Age creeping up innit

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 14 Nov 2013 - 23:48

    Yep, we aint surprised! 



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