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    Fun for Halloween

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    Gypsy
     
     

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    Fun for Halloween

    Post by Gypsy on Wed 31 Oct 2012 - 10:42



    Q - What is a vampire's least favorite meal?
    A - Stake !!

    Q - What do vampires enjoy most about baseball?
    A - The bats

    Q - What kind of toothpaste do vampires buy?
    A - Ultra-Bite.

    Q - What does a monster wear when it rains?
    A - Ghoul-oshes.

    Q - How did the monster predict his future?
    A - With a horror-scope.

    Q - What did the monster do when he lost his hand?
    A - He went to a second hand store.







    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Re: Fun for Halloween

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 31 Oct 2012 - 17:09

    Did you get those out of old Christmas crackers? lol!



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    Topdog
     
     

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    Re: Fun for Halloween

    Post by Topdog on Wed 31 Oct 2012 - 17:28

    do dyslexic witches spell bad?




    alishass2040
     
     

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    Re: Fun for Halloween

    Post by alishass2040 on Tue 6 Nov 2012 - 11:16

    scared



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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: Fun for Halloween

    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 6 Nov 2012 - 16:19

    alishass2040 wrote:scared

    Can someone please explain to me what alishass2040 is on about, am I missing something !!!

    Or should he just be renamed alishasshole2040...


    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: Fun for Halloween

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 6 Nov 2012 - 17:26

    Takes all sorts Adam,

    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: Fun for Halloween

    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 6 Nov 2012 - 17:28

    mmmm !

    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: Fun for Halloween

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 6 Nov 2012 - 17:35


    Mermaid
     
     

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    Re: Fun for Halloween

    Post by Mermaid on Tue 6 Nov 2012 - 18:40

    he makes us laugh with his comments.



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    Gypsy
     
     

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    Re: Fun for Halloween

    Post by Gypsy on Tue 6 Nov 2012 - 18:54

    Mermaid wrote:he makes us laugh with his comments.

    Is that something like the Royal We ??







    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: Fun for Halloween

    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 6 Nov 2012 - 19:12

    Mermaid wrote:he makes us laugh with his comments.

    His comments,,, half of them are cut and pastes of what others have said...

    3rdforum
     
     

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    Re: Fun for Halloween

    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 6 Nov 2012 - 19:16

    So thats where you got the idea from







    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: Fun for Halloween

    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 6 Nov 2012 - 19:20

    Saves tryping...




    Mermaid
     
     

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    Re: Fun for Halloween

    Post by Mermaid on Wed 7 Nov 2012 - 10:18

    anything for a easy life Adam



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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: Fun for Halloween

    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 7 Nov 2012 - 17:35

    Morning...


    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Re: Fun for Halloween

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 7 Nov 2012 - 17:49

    I get up in the dark too AM...



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