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    Funny things people say

    Post by Gypsy on Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:14 pm

    Yesterday I received a PM from someone, who I have advised to place their question on Tripadvisor as I really didn´t want to be responsible for answering the following.

    They want to know about coming here in July and ask ......... Is the usual temperature windy? Also what is the sea like is it wavy?

    :rofl: :rofl:



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    Re: Funny things people say

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:49 pm

    Sometimes the temperature is windy, Because my napkin blows away, Also the sea is wavy i can hear it crashing on the beach, So seems reasonable to me ,



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    Re: Funny things people say

    Post by 3rdforum on Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:55 pm

    Gypsy wrote:Yesterday I received a PM from someone, who I have advised to place their question on Tripadvisor as I really didn´t want to be responsible for answering the following.

    They want to know about coming here in July and ask ......... Is the usual temperature windy? Also what is the sea like is it wavy?



    American?






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    Re: Funny things people say

    Post by Gypsy on Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:08 pm

    3rdforum wrote:

    American?


    No from Wales !!



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    Re: Funny things people say

    Post by Mermaid on Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:09 pm




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    Re: Funny things people say

    Post by Davie Thistle on Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:13 pm

    Whales!!!!

    o dear o dear!!






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    Re: Funny things people say

    Post by Topdog on Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:19 pm

    Gypsy, perhaps you can help me. Are the tree's taller up the mountain, they look it when I look out of my window in LA.



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    Re: Funny things people say

    Post by 3rdforum on Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:42 pm

    What are you doing in Los Angeles?






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    Re: Funny things people say

    Post by Topdog on Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:46 pm

    AH 3D, is the beer in 1euro bars in Los Gig, cheaper than Las Americas.



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    Re: Funny things people say

    Post by cunningham on Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:46 pm

    Gypsy wrote:Yesterday I received a PM from someone, who I have advised to place their question on Tripadvisor as I really didn´t want to be responsible for answering the following.

    They want to know about coming here in July and ask ......... Is the usual temperature windy? Also what is the sea like is it wavy?

    mmmm, must have been from a woman,
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    Re: Funny things people say

    Post by 3rdforum on Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:52 pm

    Topdog wrote:AH 3D, is the beer in 1euro bars in Los Gig, cheaper than Las Americas.


    Ah TD, don't be trying to catch me out. Anyway, I don't frquent that sort of establishment. I only go to those bars where you get 3 for the price of two.






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    Re: Funny things people say

    Post by Topdog on Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:14 pm

    How much would a Euro pint cost then?



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    Re: Funny things people say

    Post by cunningham on Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:19 pm

    Topdog wrote:How much would a Euro pint cost then?
    pass, ask me one on rugby league.
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    Re: Funny things people say

    Post by Blyth Spirit on Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:04 pm

    All well and good but the question is...

    is 'buy one get one free' a better offer than 'half price' ?




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    Re: Funny things people say

    Post by Topdog on Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:19 pm

    Blyth Spirit wrote:All well and good but the question is...

    is 'buy one get one free' a better offer than 'half price' ?

    Defoe coz if you have 4 pints sitting in front it is rude to waste, but you may be half way through the 3rd and the missus wants to go.



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