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    Bit of info

    Post by Topdog on Sun Jan 29, 2012 11:45 am

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    Re: Bit of info

    Post by cunningham on Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:59 pm

    Jimandsi wrote:


    Put it up for sale quick.

    Some silly bugger might buy it off you for 10k.

    And then ban us all.
    do you know anyone so stupid jim?

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    Post by Jimandsi on Sun Jan 29, 2012 8:13 pm


    Not personally H, but I understand they do exist !




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    Re: Bit of info

    Post by Jimandsi on Sun Jan 29, 2012 8:15 pm


    Hey H, have a look at my website - just click on my signature.



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    Post by cunningham on Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:07 pm

    Jimandsi wrote:
    Hey H, have a look at my website - just click on my signature.
    i dont need a job thanks.

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    Re: Bit of info

    Post by Topdog on Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:15 pm

    Professional prostitute tester


    Jaime Rascone is no different than the rest of us in that the erstwhile DJ needs to grab the occasional odd job to make ends meet. But the Chilean lothario has beat all of us by holding the type of fantasy job that just sounds too good to be true: Quality Control in a brothel.
    Rascone, an occasional male model and DJ, first happened upon Fiorella Companions in Santiago, Chile while working on a story about the country's sexual revolution. He was offered the gig by Madam Fiorella, who needed somebody to provide that final “interview” in her hiring process. It goes like this: girls who are interested in working as VIP escorts for Fiorella have to undergo interviews, psychological testing, and a photo session. The applicants are whittled down to a final six, who are then fecked one after the other in a single day by Jaime. He takes diligent notes on, say, how they moved their hips and whether their groans were adequate, and makes recommendations to the madam. There is even paperwork involved. The strain of the job is actually such that he can only do it once a month, testing around seventy girls or so a year. (Link 1 | Link 2)

    What about this job H.




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    Post by cunningham on Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:23 pm

    Topdog wrote: Professional prostitute tester


    Jaime Rascone is no different than the rest of us in that the erstwhile DJ needs to grab the occasional odd job to make ends meet. But the Chilean lothario has beat all of us by holding the type of fantasy job that just sounds too good to be true: Quality Control in a brothel.
    Rascone, an occasional male model and DJ, first happened upon Fiorella Companions in Santiago, Chile while working on a story about the country's sexual revolution. He was offered the gig by Madam Fiorella, who needed somebody to provide that final “interview” in her hiring process. It goes like this: girls who are interested in working as VIP escorts for Fiorella have to undergo interviews, psychological testing, and a photo session. The applicants are whittled down to a final six, who are then fecked one after the other in a single day by Jaime. He takes diligent notes on, say, how they moved their hips and whether their groans were adequate, and makes recommendations to the madam. There is even paperwork involved. The strain of the job is actually such that he can only do it once a month, testing around seventy girls or so a year. (Link 1 | Link 2)

    What about this job H.
    nah mate, ask reg, more his cup of tea.

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    Re: Bit of info

    Post by Topdog on Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:27 pm

    or Mince, how about beer tester.




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    Re: Bit of info

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:00 am

    Nah, I aint got time for a proper job, part time beer taster maybe. Howard is well qualified as a water taster, I know, I found it hard to believe too.



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