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My Brother Pete has been diagnosed with Alzheimers I hope it does not run in the family because my brother Pete also has it.

This story is a little bit naughty so apologies in advance etc etc..

Mate of mine went to the cinema years ago when they still had the "half time" interval . He had a few beers on him going in. He was also a little deaf and shouted most of the time thinking he was only talking normally. He fell asleep during the first 5 minutes of the film and woke up as the lights were coming up and the curtains being drawn across the screen. "Whats happening?" he asked the guy beside him. "Its half time " replied the man. "Is it?" my mate shouted, "now's the time for the blouses to come down and the fish fingers to come out"! He got barred from the cinema!

Captain Birdseye.

Keep forgetting this thread.

What was that again? Just deaf I am, could be worse obviously. A few of my relatives tell the same story over and over again, sometimes within minutes. I worry.........

I keep forgetting about this thread.