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    Humour.

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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Re: Humour.

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 17 May 2017 - 13:40

    I'm putting this on this thread cos I find it funny, plus it sorta follows on from the last one...


    http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39945535/a-texas-man-is-suing-his-date-for-texting-in-a-cinema-while-watching-a-film
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 17 May 2017 - 17:00

    Give it to Judge Ruth...she'll throw him out on his ear!



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    Re: Humour.

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by searcher on Wed 17 May 2017 - 22:20

    Got stung in the Willie once! told the doctor to take out the sting but leave the swelling 
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Topdog on Thu 18 May 2017 - 10:35

    You come out with some cock and bull stories.   Yorkshire man got stung in the pocket once, never happened again.



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    Post by searcher on Thu 18 May 2017 - 13:36

    More bull than cock Kev ,unfortunately 
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Topdog on Fri 19 May 2017 - 11:59

    Damn good fence



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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 19 May 2017 - 18:21

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by searcher on Sat 20 May 2017 - 12:52

    Shame
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 20 May 2017 - 18:11

    It was a good year
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 20 May 2017 - 18:42

    Auld git...



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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 20 May 2017 - 19:03

    Campbell Brodie wrote:

    It's teabreak at work, bunch of us round the canteen table are discuss DIY cock ups we've had, one lad, Dave, is saying nothing but by the look on his face there's a story in there somewhere so we prise it out of him,,, he's fitting a kitchen, his wife who he wasn't getting on with at the time is helping when he needs a hand to lift/hold something, he's fitting a worktop, wife's holding one end he's at the other his attention on lining up his end of worktop with one already fitted, wife starts calling out "Dave" "Dave", he tells her to shut up and continues to line up worktop, but she, "Dave" "Dave", he goes "what's wrong", she say it's to short, he looks round and the worktops mile to short for the gap,,, so what went wrong ? He's measured the gap, it's 98 inches, he gets tape measure and marks out 98 inches on the worktop and cuts it, problem was he was looking at tape upside down and had marked worktop off at 86 inches,,, Oops...

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 20 May 2017 - 19:15

    Minty when he was 2...





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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 20 May 2017 - 19:17

    Nah, not me, never smoked in my life...
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 20 May 2017 - 19:49

    This was your pre-memory stage...



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